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[snoglobe]

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• Code changes

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[robobun]

❌ @snoglobe, your commit a93ce9f has 33 failures in #7950:

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[snoglobe]

TODO:

• modify tests to not require node:test
• clean up code

[kravetsone]

TODO:

• modify tests to not require node:test
• clean up code

Did Bun plans to do node:test shim?
Looks fine for cross-runtime tests

[jbergstroem]

Did Bun plans to do node:test shim? Looks fine for cross-runtime tests

#5090