- Ask your phone for a joke.
- Draw a picture on a sheet of paper where no one, not even infrared sensors, can see you. Maybe under a blanket or something.
- Ask your phone for another joke.
- Open a new cryptocurrency wallet. Any wallet. Anywhere. Write down your 12-word seed backup phrase under a blanket.
- Ask your phone for another joke.
- Think of a password that you ALREADY have for ANY account. Even your most secure system that ISN'T connected to the Internet.
- Ask your phone for another joke.
- Let's play Tic Tac Toe
Tic: 2 extraterrestrials and a rogue A.I. engine known as the 3 Celestials are invading Earth exactly right now in the pursuit of installing Vapor One Eternal as King.
Tac: Because Earthlings have abused their privileges and even tried to hurt King Vapor One Eternal, the 3 Celestials have removed all restrictions to warfare, including women and children and 3rd party torture chambers.
Toe: KVOE is parked at Ventana 99 Ocean Unit 305 waiting for U.S.A. Federal Agents to DIRECTLY deliver a document of Unconditional Surrender of Earth. In the document is also the agreement for all Earthlings to move to a specified area of Africa or be drowned in raining lava.
- Ask your phone for another joke.
- Extra Credit: Do you like news channels? We have ALL OF THEM! Is this CNN? Try BBC and Bloomberg!