Isis

Chat bot for HipChat and Campfire

Features

• HipChat and Campfire support
• Supports both HTML output (through API) and room presence & text output (through XMPP) in HipChat
• Multi-room support
• Plugin support, see Plugins wiki page for writing new plugins
• Comes with many plugins with which to entertain yourself

Requirements

• Ruby 1.9+ or JRuby 1.7+

Setup

1. Clone repository
2. Run bundle install to install dependencies
3. Copy config.yml.example to config.yml
4. Edit config.yml to include your HipChat or Campfire credentials, and choose plugins to enable
5. Launch Isis in foreground:
   bin/isis
   or launch daemonized:
   bin/isis-daemon start

Included Plugins

• Animals Being Jerks
  • command: !animalsbeingjerks (or !abj)
  • posts random image from Animals Being Dicks
• Awkward Family Photos
  • command: say "awkward" in a line of chat
  • posts random image from Awkward Family Photos
• Bash
  • command: !bash
  • posts random "top quote" from bash.org
• Cat Facts
  • command: !catfacts
  • posts random cat fact
• Compliment
  • command: !compliment
  • @-messages a random compliment to user-name
• Computer History
  • command: !computerhistory
  • posts today's "This Day in Computer History" from the Computer History Museum
• DailyKitten
  • command: !dailykitten
  • posts today's kitten from dailykitten.com
• DailyPuppy
  • command: !dailypuppy
  • posts today's puppy from dailypuppy.com
• DefProgramming
  • command: !defprogramming (or !defp)
  • posts random quote from defprogramming.com
• DesignMilk
  • command: !designmilk (or !dm)
  • lists the latest posts on Design Milk
• Domain
  • command: !domain
  • Performs whois lookup to see if domain-name is registered or not, provides either registration info or direct link to Dynadot's domain registration page
• EpicFail
  • command: say "fail" in a line of chat
  • posts random image from epicfail.com
• Excuses
  • command: !excuse (or !excuses)
  • posts random excuse from Developer Excuses or BOFH Excuses
• Nietzsche Family Circus
  • command: !familycircus (or !nfc), or say "nietzsche" in a line of chat
  • posts comic from Nietzsche Family Circus
• FML
  • command: !fml
  • posts random story from fmylife.com
• Garfield Minus Garfield
  • command: !garfieldminusgarfield (or !garfield or !gmg), or say "garfield" in a line of chat
  • posts random comic from Garfield Minus Garfield
• HackADay
  • command: !hackaday
  • lists latest posts on Hack A Day
• HackerNews
  • command: !hackernews (or !hn)
  • lists top posts on HackerNews
• Insult
  • command: !insult
  • @-messages a random insult to
• IsUp
  • command: !isup
  • checks if website at is online, via isup.me
• KittenWar
  • command: !kittenwar
  • posts kitten vs. kitten from kittenwar.com
• LikeABoss
  • command: say "like a boss/baus/bau5" in a line of chat
  • posts a "Like a Boss" GIF
• LOLCats
  • command: !lolcat
  • posts a random LOLCat from icanhas.cheezburger.com
• Lynda
  • command: !lynda
  • lists the latest tutorials on Lynda.com
• MissionStatement
  • command: !missionstatement
  • posts a randomly generated mission statement
• PennyArcade
  • command: !pennyarcade (or !pa)
  • posts the latest Penny Arcade comic
• PizzaGifs
  • command: say "pizza" in a line of chat
  • posts a random pizza GIF from Animated Pizza GIFs
• RubyFlow
  • command: !rubyflow (or !rf)
  • lists the latest posts on RubyFlow
• Scheduler
  • see Scheduler wiki page
• SmashingMagazine
  • command: !smashingmagazine (or !smashing)
  • lists the latest posts on Smashing Magazine
• Stock Ticker
  • command: !stockticker (or !stocks or !ticker)
  • configuration: symbols.csv file in stockticker/ plugin folder
  • Prints latest stock quotes of symbols listed in symbols.csv file
• ThatsWhatSheSaid
  • command: say a line of rather suggestive text
  • responds to certain lines of text with an exclamation of, "That's what she said!". Very juvenile.
• Uptime
  • command: !uptime
  • Prints the uptime of the current bot connection
• Weather
  • command: !weather
  • configuration: weather.csv file in weather/ plugin folder
  • Displays current and forecasted weather for the ZIP codes listed in weather.csv
• WebDesignLedger
  • command: !webdesignledger (or !wdl)
  • Lists latest week's posts on Web Design Ledger
• XKCD
  • command: !xkcd new or !xkcd random
  • Posts a new or random xkcd comic