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epic-64/README.md

I beat the weak typing out of PHP and especially Laravel projects. Proudly sponsoring PHPStan for protecting my last remaining brain cells from further assaults.

All things considered PHP 8 is a 6/10 language, but only if you know what you're doing (i.e. you know what a 10/10 language looks like). At that point however, why would you stick with PHP? Ergo, when working with PHP enthusiasts I have to accept it being used like a 4/10 language, which makes me want to quit it even more. I have around 12000 hours of professional experience (with a few more thousands in side projects) with this garbage so please don't try to lecture me.

I am building tools and a website in Scala 3 until I'm good enough to do it professionally.

Also writing a game in Rust.

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    I build a website with Scala

    Scala

  2. term-hero term-hero Public

    A terminal based, semi idle RPG

    Scala 2

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    classic tetris in js

    JavaScript

  4. php-box php-box Public

    A box wrapper that can chain transform and assert values

    PHP 5