A simple command line app to display a random shakespearean abuse on the console.
pip install shakeabuse
or, since you're probably using python3
pip3 install shakeabuse
$ shkabuse
Thou paunchy fly-bitten giglet!
$ shkabuse
Thou vain ill-nurtured bugbear!
$ shkabuse
Thou artless hasty-witted flap-dragon!
$ shkabuse
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
Idea stolen from my friend Shuvojit Sarkar. He once wrote an android app that did the same thing.