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Welcome to Ubuntu 20.04.4 LTS (GNU/Linux 5.4.0-122-generic x86_64) on github.com

  up 7 weeks, 1 day, 14 hours, 53 minutes

  System information as of Sat  3 Sep 15:13:29 UTC 2022

  System load:  0.04               Processes:               179
  Usage of /:   24.5% of 72.06GB   Users logged in:         0
  Memory usage: 44%                IPv4 address for enp1s0: 192.168.0.64
  Swap usage:   1%

  Service status:
   Guinevere: ▲ inactive
   MMD Public Server: ▲ inactive
   Forge Community Wiki: ⬤ active

12 updates can be applied immediately.
To see these additional updates run: apt list --upgradable

*** System restart required ***
thecurle@github:~$ cat aboutme.txt
Hi! I'm Curle.

I'm from Wales, i work on way too many projects, i have way too much not enough free time, and I hate linux.
(ironic, right?)

thecurle@github:~$ cat projects.txt
My most notable projects are probably:
- Minecraft Forge, the open-source modding API.
- Purpuri, a Java 7 JVM in C++ written from scratch
- Chroma, an amd64 OS in C++ written from scratch

Aside from those, i have a stack of other side-projects that you'll find scattered across the internet.

thecurle@github:~$ cat sysadmin.txt
You may notice from the layout of this README that i've copy-pasted an ssh session.
Systems administration is sometimes a necessary evil.

On that note, i host the Forge Community Wiki and a bunch of other things, but most of them are currently down for maintenance.

thecurle@github:~$ cat closing.txt
If you've read this far, i'm surprised. Have a fun fact:

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don't taste sweetness.