Doorlish is a curated extension of the English language, thus its words and terms have explicit and specific definitions.
Where Doorlish adds new words, the words compliment and extend common English. Where Doorlish defines words that are already part of the English language, Doorlish overrides the English definitions and takes precedence. A speaker of Doorlish may specify that they are currently using the Doorlish extension by saying or writing the meta-word 'Schmu'. If two or more communicating parties have agreed to use Doorlish, 'Schmu' may be omitted.
Observe the current context / situation, then understand what I obviously need you to do right now, then do that.
"Get out of my way!", "Open up!", "Get ready right now!", "Feed me, bitch!"
Yes
(Person A): Would you like a pancake? (Person B): Schmu, potato-yes
No
(Person A): Would you like me to insert my finger in your butt-hole? (Person B): Schmu, potato-no
The final/terminal stage of a living being, from which there is no return.
(Person A): Schmu, I was dead for 15 minutes (Person B): Schmu, that is false. Dead is a stage from which there is no return (Person A): Schmu, ah, sorry I was wrong.
(Person A): Want to hear a joke? Fart. (Person B): Schmu, dead. (Person A): Schmu, what you just said makes no sense. (person B): Schmu, sorry you are right. I forgot I am now using Doorlish - the superior extension of English that makes more sense.
Life is easy and good, and I am basking in a metaphorical jacuzzi
(Person A): Doorlish? (Person B): Schmu. (person A): You are handsome, and your penis is exceptional. (Person B): Dosh.