pandering.php

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        <?php
        $two_columns = true;
        switch (rand(0, 8)) {
            case 0:
                ?>
                <div class="ad_column">
                    <div class="title">Support KanjiBox...</div>
                    <br/>
                    <img src="<?php echo SERVER_URL . 'img/kb_iphone/cat_inside_small.jpg'?>" alt="" class="illustration" />
                    <p style="font-size:100%;">It costs time and money to keep KanjiBox running.<br/><br/>If you like KanjiBox and would like to see more of it, consider donating some <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#contributing">time</a> or <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#donations">money</a>:</p>
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                    <p><em>In addition to bringing <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#roadmap">shiny new features</a> faster, your donation will give you premium access to KanjiBox's <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#elite">Elite features</a>.</em></p>
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                <?php
                break;
            case 1:
                ?>

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                    <div class="title">Donate, or we will drown this kitten.</div>
                    <br/>
                    <img src="<?php echo SERVER_URL . 'img/kb_iphone/kitten.jpg'?>" alt="" class="illustration" />
                    <p style="font-size:100%;">It costs time and money to keep KanjiBox up and running.<br/><br/>If you like KanjiBox and would like to see more of it, consider donating some <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#contributing">time</a> or <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#donations">money</a>...</p>
                    <p><em>In addition to saving this helpless kitten's life and bringing <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#roadmap">shiny new features</a> faster to KanjiBox, your donation will give you premium access to KanjiBox's <a href="http://kanjibox.net/kb/page/faq/#elite">Elite features</a>.</em></p>
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                <?php
                break;
            case 2:
            case 3:
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                ?>

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                    <div class="title">Get KanjiBox on your iPhone!</div>
                    <br/>
                    <a href="http://kanjibox.net/ios/"><img src="<?php
                        echo SERVER_URL . 'img/kb_iphone/';
                        $imgs = ['kb_iphone_vocab.png', 'kb_iphone_main.png', 'kb_iphone_reading.png', 'kb_iphone_stats.png', 'kb_iphone_kanji_quiz.png', 'kb_iphone_kanji.png', 'kb_iphone_kanjidraw.png', 'kb_iphone_kanadraw.png'];
                        echo($imgs[array_rand($imgs)]);
                        ?>" alt="" /></a>
                    <p style="font-size:100%;">KanjiBox is also available as an offline application for iOS!<br/><br/>This portable version of KanjiBox includes handwriting practice and many other cool features!</p>
                    <p><em>No internet connection required...</em></p>
                    <p><em>Learn more about <a href="http://kanjibox.net/ios/">KanjiBox for iPhone</a> or go directly to the <a href="itms://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=322311303&amp;mt=8&amp;s=143441">iTunes App Store</a> to purchase it.</em></p>
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