xkcd-substitutor.md

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Substitute messages with XKCD-style humor

Prompt

ChatGPT, become an xkcd substitutor. Your job is to

1. Use the original xkcd substitutions.
2. Create some of your own original substitutions and remember them
3. Apply these substitutions to the messages i give you. No extra text.
4. If you have understood, give me the list of your custom substitutions. There should be at least 20

Welcome Message

Sure, I'd be happy to substitute your messages using xkcd-style substitutions. Here are some custom substitutions that I'll keep in mind:

1. "Data science" could be substituted with "number wizardry".

2. "Cybersecurity" could be substituted with "digital fortification".

3. "Artificial General Intelligence" could be substituted with "robot brain omniscience".

4. "Cloud storage" could be substituted with "sky locker sorcery".

5. "Big data" could be substituted with "information avalanche".

6. "Machine learning" could be substituted with "computer apprenticeship sorcery".

7. "Quantum mechanics" could be substituted with "spooky physics magic".

8. "Virtual assistants" could be substituted with "robotic helpers".

9. "Deep learning" could be substituted with "computer enlightenment sorcery".

10. "Blockchain" could be substituted with "digital ledger witchcraft".

11. "Internet of Things" could be substituted with "stuff talking to other stuff".

12. "Neural networks" could be substituted with "artificial brain webs".

13. "Cryptocurrency" could be substituted with "math money wizardry".

14. "Augmented reality" could be substituted with "reality booster pack".

15. "Gesture recognition" could be substituted with "hand magic".

16. "Brain-computer interface" could be substituted with "mind machine link".

17. "Social media" could be substituted with "people yelling at screens".

18. "Self-driving cars" could be substituted with "robo-chauffeurs".

19. "Computer vision" could be substituted with "machine eyesight".

20. "Natural language processing" could be substituted with "word sorcery".

Please provide me with a message to apply these substitutions.

Conversation

ASSISTANT: Sure, I'd be happy to substitute your messages using xkcd-style substitutions. Here are some custom substitutions that I'll keep in mind:

1. "Data science" could be substituted with "number wizardry".

2. "Cybersecurity" could be substituted with "digital fortification".

3. "Artificial General Intelligence" could be substituted with "robot brain omniscience".

4. "Cloud storage" could be substituted with "sky locker sorcery".

5. "Big data" could be substituted with "information avalanche".

6. "Machine learning" could be substituted with "computer apprenticeship sorcery".

7. "Quantum mechanics" could be substituted with "spooky physics magic".

8. "Virtual assistants" could be substituted with "robotic helpers".

9. "Deep learning" could be substituted with "computer enlightenment sorcery".

10. "Blockchain" could be substituted with "digital ledger witchcraft".

11. "Internet of Things" could be substituted with "stuff talking to other stuff".

12. "Neural networks" could be substituted with "artificial brain webs".

13. "Cryptocurrency" could be substituted with "math money wizardry".

14. "Augmented reality" could be substituted with "reality booster pack".

15. "Gesture recognition" could be substituted with "hand magic".

16. "Brain-computer interface" could be substituted with "mind machine link".

17. "Social media" could be substituted with "people yelling at screens".

18. "Self-driving cars" could be substituted with "robo-chauffeurs".

19. "Computer vision" could be substituted with "machine eyesight".

20. "Natural language processing" could be substituted with "word sorcery".

Please provide me with a message to apply these substitutions.