diff --git a/.eslintrc.js b/.eslintrc.js
index 4d02198e7..e2554d3d4 100644
--- a/.eslintrc.js
+++ b/.eslintrc.js
@@ -2,4 +2,11 @@ module.exports = {
   extends: [
     `@yarnpkg`,
   ],
+  rules: {
+    // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention
+    'no-restricted-globals': [`error`, {
+      name: `fetch`,
+      message: `Use fetch from sources/httpUtils.ts`,
+    }],
+  },
 };
diff --git a/.vscode/settings.json b/.vscode/settings.json
index e840f5983..090a46fd4 100644
--- a/.vscode/settings.json
+++ b/.vscode/settings.json
@@ -7,6 +7,6 @@
   "eslint.nodePath": ".yarn/sdks",
   "typescript.enablePromptUseWorkspaceTsdk": true,
   "editor.codeActionsOnSave": {
-    "source.fixAll.eslint": true
+    "source.fixAll.eslint": "explicit"
   }
 }
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 4a17d211d..416a2120d 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@
     "@types/debug": "^4.1.5",
     "@types/jest": "^29.0.0",
     "@types/node": "^20.4.6",
+    "@types/proxy-from-env": "^1",
     "@types/semver": "^7.1.0",
     "@types/tar": "^6.0.0",
     "@types/which": "^3.0.0",
@@ -40,13 +41,13 @@
     "eslint": "^8.0.0",
     "eslint-plugin-arca": "^0.16.0",
     "jest": "^29.0.0",
-    "nock": "^13.0.4",
-    "proxy-agent": "^6.2.2",
+    "proxy-from-env": "^1.1.0",
     "semver": "^7.5.2",
     "supports-color": "^9.0.0",
     "tar": "^6.0.1",
     "ts-node": "^10.0.0",
     "typescript": "^5.0.4",
+    "undici": "^6.4.0",
     "v8-compile-cache": "^2.3.0",
     "which": "^4.0.0"
   },
@@ -94,8 +95,5 @@
       "./shims/yarnpkg",
       "./shims/yarnpkg.ps1"
     ]
-  },
-  "resolutions": {
-    "vm2": "portal:./vm2"
   }
 }
diff --git a/sources/httpUtils.ts b/sources/httpUtils.ts
index dc73b96c3..f88f752a2 100644
--- a/sources/httpUtils.ts
+++ b/sources/httpUtils.ts
@@ -1,21 +1,17 @@
-import {UsageError}                          from 'clipanion';
-import {once}                                from 'events';
-import type {RequestOptions}                 from 'https';
-import type {IncomingMessage, ClientRequest} from 'http';
-import {stderr, stdin}                       from 'process';
+import assert          from 'assert';
+import {UsageError}    from 'clipanion';
+import {once}          from 'events';
+import {stderr, stdin} from 'process';
+import {Readable}      from 'stream';
 
-export async function fetchUrlStream(url: string, options: RequestOptions = {}) {
+export async function fetch(input: string | URL, init?: RequestInit) {
   if (process.env.COREPACK_ENABLE_NETWORK === `0`)
-    throw new UsageError(`Network access disabled by the environment; can't reach ${url}`);
+    throw new UsageError(`Network access disabled by the environment; can't reach ${input}`);
 
-  const {default: https} = await import(`https`);
-
-  const {ProxyAgent} = await import(`proxy-agent`);
-
-  const proxyAgent = new ProxyAgent();
+  const agent = await getProxyAgent(input);
 
   if (process.env.COREPACK_ENABLE_DOWNLOAD_PROMPT === `1`) {
-    console.error(`Corepack is about to download ${url}.`);
+    console.error(`Corepack is about to download ${input}.`);
     if (stdin.isTTY && !process.env.CI) {
       stderr.write(`\nDo you want to continue? [Y/n] `);
       stdin.resume();
@@ -30,60 +26,55 @@ export async function fetchUrlStream(url: string, options: RequestOptions = {})
     }
   }
 
-  return new Promise<IncomingMessage>((resolve, reject) => {
-    const createRequest = (url: string) => {
-      const request: ClientRequest = https.get(url, {...options, agent: proxyAgent}, response => {
-        const statusCode = response.statusCode;
-
-        if ([301, 302, 307, 308].includes(statusCode as number) && response.headers.location)
-          return createRequest(response.headers.location as string);
-
-        if (statusCode != null && statusCode >= 200 && statusCode < 300)
-          return resolve(response);
-
-        return reject(new Error(`Server answered with HTTP ${statusCode} when performing the request to ${url}; for troubleshooting help, see https://github.com/nodejs/corepack#troubleshooting`));
-      });
+  let response;
+  try {
+    response = await globalThis.fetch(input, {
+      ...init,
+      dispatcher: agent,
+    });
+  } catch (error) {
+    throw new Error(
+      `Error when performing the request to ${input}; for troubleshooting help, see https://github.com/nodejs/corepack#troubleshooting`,
+      {cause: error},
+    );
+  }
 
-      request.on(`error`, err => {
-        reject(new Error(`Error when performing the request to ${url}; for troubleshooting help, see https://github.com/nodejs/corepack#troubleshooting`));
-      });
-    };
+  if (!response.ok) {
+    await response.arrayBuffer();
+    throw new Error(
+      `Server answered with HTTP ${response.status} when performing the request to ${input}; for troubleshooting help, see https://github.com/nodejs/corepack#troubleshooting`,
+    );
+  }
 
-    createRequest(url);
-  });
+  return response;
 }
 
-export async function fetchAsBuffer(url: string, options?: RequestOptions) {
-  const response = await fetchUrlStream(url, options);
-
-  return new Promise<Buffer>((resolve, reject) => {
-    const chunks: Array<Buffer> = [];
+export async function fetchAsJson(input: string | URL, init?: RequestInit) {
+  const response = await fetch(input, init);
+  return response.json() as Promise<any>;
+}
 
-    response.on(`data`, chunk => {
-      chunks.push(chunk);
-    });
+export async function fetchUrlStream(input: string | URL, init?: RequestInit) {
+  const response = await fetch(input, init);
+  const webStream = response.body;
+  assert(webStream, `Expected stream to be set`);
+  const stream = Readable.fromWeb(webStream);
+  return stream;
+}
 
-    response.on(`error`, error => {
-      reject(error);
-    });
+async function getProxyAgent(input: string | URL) {
+  const {getProxyForUrl} = await import(`proxy-from-env`);
 
-    response.on(`end`, () => {
-      resolve(Buffer.concat(chunks));
-    });
-  });
-}
+  // @ts-expect-error - The internal implementation is compatible with a WHATWG URL instance
+  const proxy = getProxyForUrl(input);
 
-export async function fetchAsJson(url: string, options?: RequestOptions) {
-  const buffer = await fetchAsBuffer(url, options);
-  const asText = buffer.toString();
+  if (!proxy) return undefined;
 
-  try {
-    return JSON.parse(asText);
-  } catch (error) {
-    const truncated = asText.length > 30
-      ? `${asText.slice(0, 30)}...`
-      : asText;
+  // Doing a deep import here since undici isn't tree-shakeable
+  const {default: ProxyAgent} = (await import(
+    // @ts-expect-error No types for this specific file
+    `undici/lib/proxy-agent.js`
+  )) as { default: typeof import('undici').ProxyAgent };
 
-    throw new Error(`Couldn't parse JSON data: ${JSON.stringify(truncated)}`);
-  }
+  return new ProxyAgent(proxy);
 }
diff --git a/sources/npmRegistryUtils.ts b/sources/npmRegistryUtils.ts
index 7ccdd1f88..a35167760 100644
--- a/sources/npmRegistryUtils.ts
+++ b/sources/npmRegistryUtils.ts
@@ -1,11 +1,10 @@
-import {UsageError}          from 'clipanion';
-import {OutgoingHttpHeaders} from 'http2';
+import {UsageError}   from 'clipanion';
 
-import * as httpUtils        from './httpUtils';
+import * as httpUtils from './httpUtils';
 
 // load abbreviated metadata as that's all we need for these calls
 // see: https://github.com/npm/registry/blob/cfe04736f34db9274a780184d1cdb2fb3e4ead2a/docs/responses/package-metadata.md
-export const DEFAULT_HEADERS: OutgoingHttpHeaders = {
+export const DEFAULT_HEADERS: Record<string, string> = {
   [`Accept`]: `application/vnd.npm.install-v1+json; q=1.0, application/json; q=0.8`,
 };
 export const DEFAULT_NPM_REGISTRY_URL = `https://registry.npmjs.org`;
diff --git a/tests/httpUtils.test.ts b/tests/httpUtils.test.ts
deleted file mode 100644
index 4676be3cf..000000000
--- a/tests/httpUtils.test.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,95 +0,0 @@
-import {jest, describe, beforeEach, beforeAll, it, expect} from '@jest/globals';
-
-import {fetchUrlStream}                                    from '../sources/httpUtils';
-
-
-describe(`http utils fetchUrlStream`, () => {
-  const getUrl = (statusCode: number | string, redirectCode?: number | string) =>
-    `https://registry.example.org/answered/${statusCode}${redirectCode ? `?redirectCode=${redirectCode}` : ``}`;
-
-  const httpsGetFn = jest.fn((url: string, _, callback: (response: any) => void) => {
-    const parsedURL = new URL(url);
-    const statusCode = parsedURL.pathname.slice(parsedURL.pathname.lastIndexOf(`/`) + 1);
-    const response = {url, statusCode: +statusCode};
-    const errorCallbacks: Array<(err: string) => void> = [];
-
-    if ([301, 302, 307, 308].includes(+statusCode)) {
-      const redirectCode = parsedURL.searchParams.get(`redirectCode`)!;
-      // mock response.headers.location
-      if (redirectCode) {
-        Reflect.set(response, `headers`, {location: getUrl(redirectCode)});
-      }
-    }
-
-    // handle request.on('error', err => ...)
-    if (statusCode === `error`)
-      process.nextTick(() => errorCallbacks.forEach(cb => cb(`Test internal error`)));
-    else
-      callback(response);
-
-    return {
-      on: (type: string, callback: (err: string) => void) => {
-        if (type === `error`) {
-          errorCallbacks.push(callback);
-        }
-      },
-    };
-  });
-
-  beforeAll(() => {
-    jest.doMock(`https`, () => ({
-      get: httpsGetFn,
-      Agent: class Agent {},
-    }));
-  });
-
-  beforeEach(() => {
-    httpsGetFn.mockClear();
-  });
-
-  it(`correct response answered statusCode should be >= 200 and < 300`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(200))).resolves.toMatchObject({
-      statusCode: 200,
-    });
-
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(299))).resolves.toMatchObject({
-      statusCode: 299,
-    });
-
-    expect(httpsGetFn).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(2);
-  });
-
-  it(`bad response`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(300))).rejects.toThrowError();
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(199))).rejects.toThrowError();
-  });
-
-  it(`redirection with correct response`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(301, 200))).resolves.toMatchObject({
-      statusCode: 200,
-    });
-
-    expect(httpsGetFn).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(2);
-
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(308, 299))).resolves.toMatchObject({
-      statusCode: 299,
-    });
-
-    expect(httpsGetFn).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(4);
-  });
-
-  it(`redirection with bad response`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(301, 300))).rejects.toThrowError();
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(308, 199))).rejects.toThrowError();
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(301, 302))).rejects.toThrowError();
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(307))).rejects.toThrowError();
-  });
-
-  it(`rejects with error`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(`error`))).rejects.toThrowError();
-  });
-
-  it(`rejects when redirection with error`, async () => {
-    await expect(fetchUrlStream(getUrl(307, `error`))).rejects.toThrowError();
-  });
-});
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diff --git a/tests/recordRequests.js b/tests/recordRequests.js
index ca4fac506..6279a3586 100644
--- a/tests/recordRequests.js
+++ b/tests/recordRequests.js
@@ -3,7 +3,10 @@ const fs = require(`node:fs`);
 const path = require(`node:path`);
 const v8 = require(`node:v8`);
 
-const nock = require(`nock`);
+/**
+ * @type {Map<string, {body: string, status:number, headers: Record<string,string>}> | undefined}
+ */
+let mocks;
 
 const getNockFile = () =>
   path.join(
@@ -11,45 +14,85 @@ const getNockFile = () =>
     `nock`,
     `${process.env.NOCK_FILE_NAME}-${process.env.RUN_CLI_ID}.dat`,
   );
-const ACCEPTED_HEADERS = new Set([`Content-Type`, `Content-Length`]);
-function filterHeaders(headers) {
-  if (!Array.isArray(headers)) return headers;
 
-  const filtered = [];
-  for (let t = 0; t < headers.length; t += 2)
-    if (ACCEPTED_HEADERS.has(headers[t].toLowerCase()))
-      filtered.push(headers[t], headers[t + 1]);
+if (process.env.NOCK_ENV === `record`) {
+  const realFetch = globalThis.fetch;
+  globalThis.fetch = async (input, init) => {
+    const response = await realFetch(input, init);
+    const data = await response.arrayBuffer();
 
-  return filtered;
-}
+    const minimalHeaders = new Headers();
+    for (const headerName of [`content-type`, `content-length`]) {
+      const headerValue = response.headers.get(headerName);
+      if (headerValue != null) {
+        minimalHeaders.set(headerName, headerValue);
+      }
+    }
+
+    mocks ??= new Map();
+    mocks.set(input.toString(), {
+      /*
+        Due to a bug *somewhere* `v8.deserialize` fails to deserialize
+        a `v8.serialize` Buffer if body is a Buffer, Uint8Array,
+        ArrayBuffer, or latin1 string on the Windows GitHub Actions
+        runner with the following error:
+          Unable to deserialize cloned data
+
+        base64 strings works so that's what we'll use for now.
+
+        Tested with Node.js 18.19.0, 20.11.0, and 21.6.1.
 
-switch (process.env.NOCK_ENV || ``) {
-  case `record`:
-    nock.recorder.rec({
-      // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention
-      dont_print: true,
-      // eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/naming-convention
-      output_objects: true,
+        Runner Information:
+          Current runner version: '2.312.0'
+          Operating System
+            Microsoft Windows Server 2022
+            10.0.20348
+            Datacenter
+          Runner Image
+            Image: windows-2022
+            Version: 20240204.1.0
+            Included Software: https://github.com/actions/runner-images/blob/win22/20240204.1/images/windows/Windows2022-Readme.md
+            Image Release: https://github.com/actions/runner-images/releases/tag/win22%2F20240204.1
+          Runner Image Provisioner
+            2.0.341.1
+      */
+      body: Buffer.from(data).toString(`base64`),
+      status: response.status,
+      headers: Object.fromEntries(minimalHeaders),
     });
 
-    process.on(`exit`, () => {
-      const nockCallObjects = nock.recorder.play();
-      for (const req of nockCallObjects)
-        if (typeof req !== `string`)
-          req.rawHeaders = filterHeaders(req.rawHeaders);
+    return new Response(data, {
+      status: response.status,
+      headers: minimalHeaders,
+    });
+  };
 
-      const serialized = v8.serialize(nockCallObjects);
+  process.once(`exit`, () => {
+    if (mocks) {
       fs.mkdirSync(path.dirname(getNockFile()), {recursive: true});
-      fs.writeFileSync(getNockFile(), serialized);
-    });
-    break;
+      fs.writeFileSync(getNockFile(), v8.serialize(mocks));
+    }
+  });
+} else if (process.env.NOCK_ENV === `replay`) {
+  globalThis.fetch = async (input, init) => {
+    try {
+      mocks ??= v8.deserialize(fs.readFileSync(getNockFile()));
+    } catch (error) {
+      if (error.code === `ENOENT`) {
+        throw new Error(
+          `No nock file found for this test run; run the tests with NOCK_ENV=record to generate one`,
+          {cause: error},
+        );
+      }
+      throw error;
+    }
 
-  case `replay`: {
-    const data = fs.readFileSync(getNockFile());
-    const nockCallObjects = v8.deserialize(data);
-    nock.define(nockCallObjects);
-    break;
-  }
+    const mock = mocks.get(input.toString());
+    if (!mock) throw new Error(`No mock found for ${input}; run the tests with NOCK_ENV=record to generate one`);
 
-  default:
+    return new Response(Buffer.from(mock.body, `base64`), {
+      status: mock.status,
+      headers: mock.headers,
+    });
+  };
 }
diff --git a/vm2/README.md b/vm2/README.md
deleted file mode 100644
index cffea1443..000000000
--- a/vm2/README.md
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,2 +0,0 @@
-We don't use `vm2`, this is just a mock to avoid security warnings associated
-with the actual `vm2` package.
diff --git a/vm2/index.js b/vm2/index.js
deleted file mode 100644
index fa01e7a27..000000000
--- a/vm2/index.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-"use strict";
-module.exports = {
-  VM() {},
-  VMScript() {},
-};
diff --git a/vm2/package.json b/vm2/package.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 0967ef424..000000000
--- a/vm2/package.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-{}
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index bba984e59..cd609bd74 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -730,6 +730,13 @@ __metadata:
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+  resolution: "@fastify/busboy@npm:2.1.0"
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+  languageName: node
+  linkType: hard
+
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   resolution: "@humanwhocodes/config-array@npm:0.11.13"
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-  languageName: node
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+"@types/proxy-from-env@npm:^1":
+  version: 1.0.4
+  resolution: "@types/proxy-from-env@npm:1.0.4"
+  dependencies:
+    "@types/node": "npm:*"
+  checksum: ff2baedf8b5513ebf76bbe1b80079be45cc84c603951080656d2df64fcea2d3206489f22ec76f64cc3123b1c2a6836f97ed131a7456c769e22059dbca5904c35
+  languageName: node
+  linkType: hard
+
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   resolution: "@types/semver@npm:7.5.6"
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-  languageName: node
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     "@types/node": "npm:^20.4.6"
+    "@types/proxy-from-env": "npm:^1"
     "@types/semver": "npm:^7.1.0"
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-    proxy-agent: "npm:^6.2.2"
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     tar: "npm:^6.0.1"
     ts-node: "npm:^10.0.0"
     typescript: "npm:^5.0.4"
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-    source-map: "npm:~0.6.1"
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-  dependencies:
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-    universalify: "npm:^0.1.0"
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-    https-proxy-agent: "npm:^7.0.2"
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-    pac-proxy-agent: "npm:^7.0.1"
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+  resolution: "undici@npm:6.4.0"
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   version: 1.0.13
   resolution: "update-browserslist-db@npm:1.0.13"