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Location: Central Perk
Boundingbox: none
Central Perk, Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters
(00:02-00:05) Chandler: Guys! Guys! I've got great news. Guess what.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [1295, 143, 1636, 962] Ross: [398, 241, 578, 653] Phoebe: [643, 468, 891, 1005] Joey: [502, 93, 1441, 1510]
(00:06-00:08) Joey: Uh, Monica's pregnant!
(00:06-00:08) Monica: Really?
Boundingbox: Monica: [575, 166, 1271, 1230]
(00:10-00:12) Monica: Let's get past the moment.
Boundingbox: Ross: [289, 485, 785, 1297] Chandler: [1193, 124, 1510, 938] Monica: [824, 501, 1104, 1044] Phoebe: [639, 468, 887, 1089]
(00:13-00:14) Phoebe: What's your news?
(00:13-00:14) Chandler: Thank you.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [529, 172, 1492, 1429]
(00:15-00:17) Chandler: I got a job in advertising.
Boundingbox: none
(00:18-00:20) Monica: Oh, honey, that's incredible!
(00:18-00:20) Phoebe: Wow.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [780, 119, 1479, 1286] Monica: [1355, 43, 2112, 1336]
(00:20-00:23) Phoebe: Gosh, what's the pay like?
(00:25-00:27) Phoebe: Oh, come on, people.
(00:27-00:29) Phoebe: If I don't know who makes the most...
(00:30-00:32) Phoebe: how do I know who I like the most? Hi, Joey.
Boundingbox: none
(00:35-00:37) Chandler: It pays nothing. It's an internship.
Boundingbox: Joey: [558, 114, 1284, 1294]
(00:37-00:39) Joey: We have interns at Days of our Lives.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [629, 128, 1469, 1552]
(00:39-00:42) Chandler: Right. So it'll be the same, except less sex with you.
Boundingbox: Ross: [257, 191, 1019, 1343] Phoebe: [956, 162, 1579, 1273]
(00:44-00:46) Ross: So, uh, what do you think they'll have you do there?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [511, 130, 1583, 1434]
(00:46-00:49) Chandler: It's a training program, but they hire the people they like.
(00:50-00:53) Chandler: That's great!
(00:50-00:53) Chandler: There's gonna be some grunt work...That's great.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [626, 123, 1737, 1423] Gunther: [313, 6, 851, 1093]
(00:53-00:56) Chandler: which will stink. A grown man getting people coffee is humiliating.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [652, 138, 1634, 1519]
(00:59-01:02) Chandler: Humiliating and noble.
(01:03-01:05) Chandler: Thank you.
Boundingbox: none
At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler
Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving
(01:06-01:09) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job...Humiliating and noble!
Boundingbox: Ross: [115, 287, 718, 1051] Gunther: [854, 64, 1147, 820] Monica: [1257, 241, 1594, 957] Phoebe: [760, 322, 1151, 1120] Chandler: [1690, 23, 2218, 1264] Carol: [1036, 157, 1243, 675]
(01:09-01:11) Ross: I would've been good in advertising.
Boundingbox: Monica: [669, 107, 1370, 1406]
(01:11-01:14) Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?"
Boundingbox: Ross: [105, 116, 1433, 1472]
(01:14-01:16) Ross: Yes, I did! I did!
Boundingbox: Ross: [866, 136, 1637, 1512] Phoebe: [1334, 65, 1974, 1417]
(01:18-01:21) Ross: I should've written it down.
Boundingbox: Monica: [1086, 325, 1543, 1241]
Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table
(02:12-02:13) Joey: Hey.
(02:12-02:13) Monica: Hey.
Location: Monica and Chandler's Aparment
Boundingbox: Joey: [564, 159, 1156, 1298]
(02:13-02:16) Joey: Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day.
Boundingbox: Joey: [230, 122, 1100, 1341]
(02:17-02:19) Joey: And I smelled bacon. Ha, ha.
Boundingbox: none
(02:20-02:22) Monica: He just left.
(02:20-02:22) Joey: Who did?
(02:24-02:27) Rachel: Joey, you're never gonna believe it! She called!
(02:27-02:29) Joey: She did'?
(02:27-02:29) Rachel: You got it!
Boundingbox: none
(02:29-02:30) Joey: I did?
(02:29-02:30) Monica: What is she talking about?
Boundingbox: Joey: [931, 107, 1642, 1339] Rachel: [227, 166, 857, 1387]
(02:30-02:33) Joey: I don't know, but it sounds great!
(02:33-02:35) Rachel: No, your agent called. You got that audition!
Boundingbox: Joey: [843, 127, 1563, 1411]
(02:35-02:37) Joey: With Leonard Hayes?
(02:35-02:37) Rachel: Yes!
Boundingbox: none
(02:37-02:40) Joey: Oh, my God, that is great! It's for a play on Broadway.
Boundingbox: Joey: [184, 12, 1336, 1547]
(02:41-02:45) Joey: And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time.
Boundingbox: Monica: [635, 164, 1305, 1352]
(02:45-02:47) Monica: Is it a good play'?
(02:45-02:47) Joey: It must be.
Boundingbox: none
(02:48-02:50) Joey: I read it and didn't understand a single word!
Boundingbox: Joey: [1003, 111, 1632, 1377] Rachel: [286, 227, 922, 1317]
(02:51-02:53) Rachel: Leonard Hayes is starring in it.
(02:51-02:53) Joey: Yeah, and directing.
Boundingbox: Monica: [751, 92, 1440, 1376]
(02:53-02:56) Monica: Oh, he was so good in that movie of Macbeth.
Boundingbox: none
(02:56-03:00) Rachel: You saw that?
(02:56-03:00) Monica: No, but I saw the previews.
Boundingbox: Monica: [500, 97, 1620, 1551]
(03:00-03:02) Monica: They played it right before Jackass.
(03:00-03:02) Rachel and Joey: Ah.
Boundingbox: Joey: [850, 90, 1672, 1363] Rachel: [328, 180, 904, 1390]
(03:02-03:04) Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah. He has.
Boundingbox: Joey: [737, 117, 1442, 1410] Rachel: [180, 86, 752, 1377]
(03:04-03:06) Joey: He's done some amazing work.
(03:04-03:06) Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Boundingbox: Joey: [944, 130, 1582, 1311] Rachel: [329, 211, 916, 1358]
(03:06-03:08) Rachel: Oh, I loved him in those phone commercials.
Boundingbox: none
(03:08-03:12) Joey: When the monkey hits him in the face with the giant rubber phone. Ha-ha-ha.
(03:12-03:14) Monica: Maybe the monkey will be at the audition.
(03:15-03:17) Joey: Don't make me more nervous than I already am!
Location: Chandler's new workplace
Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table
(03:27-03:30) Chandler: Good morning.
(03:27-03:30) Intern: Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
(03:30-03:33) Chandler: Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [310, 199, 1233, 1488]
(03:33-03:38) Chandler: Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.
(03:38-03:40) Intern: Seriously, you're an intern?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [445, 114, 1271, 1470]
(03:40-03:44) Chandler: I'm heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.
(03:44-03:46) Intern: Dude.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [614, 141, 1597, 1603]
(03:47-03:53) Chandler: I know I'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [400, 251, 1293, 1412]
Everybody gives him an inquiring look
(03:55-03:58) Chandler: The comedian. USO.
(03:59-04:01) Intern: Uh, it's U.S.A., sir.
Location: Audition room
Boundingbox: none
Chandler desperately covers his head in his hands
Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress
(04:09-04:12) Receptionist: This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers.
Boundingbox: Joey: [413, 153, 789, 1235]
(04:12-04:15) Receptionist: And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.
(04:15-04:17) Intern: Wow.
Boundingbox: Joey: [515, 187, 923, 1159]
Lennart Haze turns around in his chair to face Joey
(04:19-04:23) Joey: It is so amazing to meet you. I am such a big fan of your work.
(04:24-04:27) Lennart: Well, I've been blessed with a lot of great roles.
Boundingbox: Joey: [441, 117, 1329, 1476]
(04:27-04:32) Joey: Tell me about it, huh? "Unlimited nights and weekends!"
Boundingbox: none
(04:34-04:37) Lennart: Are you making fun of me? Because I am not a sellout.
(04:37-04:40) Lennart: I didn't do it for money. I believe in those phones!
(04:40-04:44) Lennart: I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service.
Boundingbox: Joey: [443, 158, 1299, 1552]
(04:44-04:49) Joey: No, I wasn't making fun of you. I think you were great in those commercials.
(04:49-04:50) Lennart: Really?
(04:49-04:50) Joey: Yeah.
Boundingbox: none
(04:50-04:53) Lennart: Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role.
Boundingbox: Joey: [456, 247, 864, 1259]
(04:54-04:55) Lennart: It's true.Are you kiddin'? When they shoot you out of that cannon…
(04:54-04:55) Joey: Are you kidding?
(04:55-04:57) Joey: When they shoot you out of that cannon...
(04:59-05:01) Lennart: "Hang up that phone!"
(05:01-05:03) Lennart: One take.
(05:01-05:03) Joey: Wow.
Boundingbox: Joey: [290, 137, 1214, 1464]
Joey nods whereupon Lennart acts as if he is entering a room
Joey stares at him, fascinated by his performance
(05:03-05:05) Joey: Did that in one. I know.So, shall we read?Oh, yah, sure.Top of act two. This is my entrance. You got it?"What the hell are you still doing here"?Err, "I think you know"."Bastard"!
(05:05-05:08) Lennart: So shall we read?
(05:05-05:08) Joey: Oh, yeah, sure.
Boundingbox: none
(05:08-05:11) Lennart: Top of Act 2. This is my entrance. You got it?
(05:11-05:13) Joey: Mm-hm."Go, go!"
Boundingbox: Joey: [213, 178, 628, 1264]
(05:16-05:18) Lennart: What the hell are you still doing here?
Boundingbox: Joey: [684, 200, 1395, 1401]
(05:19-05:21) Lennart: Oh. Uh.
(05:21-05:23) Joey: I think you know.
(05:21-05:23) Lennart: Bastard!
Boundingbox: Joey: [540, 132, 1308, 1455]
(05:23-05:27) Joey: I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.
Boundingbox: none
(05:27-05:30) Lennart: Go! Go!
(05:27-05:30) Joey: I can't.
Boundingbox: Joey: [404, 178, 1285, 1469]
(05:30-05:34) Joey: Oh, I want to, Long Pause...
(05:36-05:38) Joey: but I can't.
Boundingbox: Joey: [89, 306, 747, 1425]
(05:39-05:45) Lennart: I'm so sorry. You're not supposed to say "long pause."
Boundingbox: Joey: [357, 181, 1098, 1460] Ross: [1133, 3, 1871, 1373]
(05:46-05:51) Joey: Oh! Oh, I thought that was your character's name. You know?
(05:51-05:54) Joey: I thought you were, like, an Indian or something, you know, with the...
Boundingbox: Joey: [125, 279, 688, 1463]
(05:55-05:56) Lennart: Sorry.
(05:55-05:56) Joey: Long Pause.
(05:57-06:00) Lennart: No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you.
Boundingbox: Joey: [430, 150, 1148, 1584]
(06:01-06:02) Joey: Sure you don't want me to do it again?
(06:03-06:04) Joey: I could do it with an accent.
The producers stand up
They stand aside, talking
(06:03-06:04) Lennart: No.My god in heaven.Joey, hang on for a second. Lennart, can we talk to you for a moment?
(06:04-06:06) Joey: You know, Southern.
(06:06-06:08) Joey: "I could go right now, mon!"
Boundingbox: none
(06:08-06:09) Joey: Huh?
(06:12-06:14) Lennart: My God in heaven.
Boundingbox: Judy: [948, 224, 1488, 1390]
(06:15-06:20) Producer #1: Joey, hang on for a second. Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?
Boundingbox: none
(06:20-06:21) Producer #1: Yes?
(06:23-06:25) Lennart: You've gotta be kidding. See, he can't act.
Producer #1 whispers something
(06:26-06:28) Lennart: I don't care if you think he's hot.
(06:28-06:31) Lennart: If you wanna sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play.
Boundingbox: none
(06:33-06:35) Lennart: No, listen, if you insist on this...
Boundingbox: Judy: [598, 292, 1140, 1237]
(06:35-06:37) Lennart: I will call my agent so fast...
(06:38-06:42) Lennart: on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door!
Boundingbox: none
Joey approaches them
(06:43-06:48) Joey: Uh, hi. Uh, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit.
Boundingbox: Joey: [264, 142, 1093, 1539]
(06:48-06:52) Joey: If you tell me what I did wrong, I would love to work on it and try it again for you.
(06:53-06:55) Joey: And also, how you doing?
Boundingbox: Joey: [456, 115, 1301, 1542]
(06:58-07:02) Joey: Would you please just give me another chance? I really wanna get better. Please?
(07:03-07:04) Joey: Really?
Boundingbox: Joey: [215, 244, 742, 1386]
(07:05-07:07) Lennart: Well, if you wanna come back today...
(07:07-07:09) Lennart: here are my notes. Ready?
(07:07-07:09) Joey: Yeah.
(07:09-07:12) Lennart: Um, you're in your head. You're thinking way too much.
Boundingbox: Joey: [345, 199, 1121, 1431]
(07:12-07:14) Joey: I really doubt that.
(07:15-07:19) Lennart: No, no, no. It's that you're not connected with anything in your body.
(07:19-07:21) Lennart: No urgency. The scene is a struggle.
(07:19-07:21) Lennart: Uh-huh.
(07:21-07:22) Lennart: It's a race.
(07:21-07:22) Lennart: Uh-huh.
(07:22-07:25) Lennart: Also, what you did was horizontal.
(07:25-07:28) Lennart: Don't be afraid to explore the vertical.
(07:25-07:28) Lennart: Uh-huh.
Boundingbox: none
(07:29-07:33) Lennart: And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you.
Boundingbox: Joey: [500, 139, 1255, 1465]
Joey ponders on this for a while
(07:38-07:40) Joey: Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?
Location: Backstreet
Boundingbox: Joey: [510, 121, 939, 1241] Ross: [800, 17, 1332, 1254] Phoebe: [350, 109, 905, 1364]
Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking
(07:44-07:46) Phoebe: Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?
(07:46-07:50) Ross: Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katie.
(07:50-07:54) Ross: Yeah, I know we've only gone out, like, twice, but I don't know...
(07:54-07:58) Ross: I have a good feeling about her.
(07:54-07:58) Phoebe: Oh, I hear divorce bells.
A mugger, his face hidden by a cap, approaches them from behind
(07:59-08:01) Mugger: Give me your wallets, and there won't be a problem.
(08:02-08:03) Ross: What?
(08:02-08:03) Mugger: I have a gun.
Boundingbox: Ross: [937, 174, 1451, 1378] Phoebe: [302, 158, 891, 1271]
(08:04-08:07) Ross: Okay, just relax, Phoebe. Just stay calm.
(08:09-08:11) Ross: Oh, my God, I can't find my wallet!
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [1477, 57, 2120, 1470]
He finally finds the wallet and hands it to the mugger
(08:13-08:17) Mugger: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
(08:13-08:17) Phoebe: No.
Boundingbox: Ross: [806, 168, 1605, 1459] Phoebe: [313, 296, 815, 1454]
(08:17-08:21) Ross: What do you mean, "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!
Boundingbox: none
A sign of recognition runs across Phoebe's face
(08:22-08:25) Phoebe: Lowell, is that you?
(08:22-08:25) Lowell: Phoebe?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [737, 63, 1522, 1533]
(08:25-08:30) Lowell: Oh, my God!
(08:25-08:30) Lowell: Unbelievable! Oh, my God! Oh!
Boundingbox: none
They hug and scream
(08:30-08:34) Phoebe: I'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets! Ha, ha.Oh my god!
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [931, 209, 1507, 1346]
(08:35-08:37) Phoebe: Lowell, Ross.
(08:35-08:37) Lowell: Ross, nice to meet you.
Boundingbox: Ross: [660, 159, 1487, 1342]
(08:37-08:39) Ross: Yeah, a real pleasure.
Boundingbox: Ross: [1226, 123, 1678, 1327] Phoebe: [344, 114, 922, 1254]
(08:40-08:44) Phoebe: Oh, it's been so long! Oh, so long.
(08:40-08:44) Ross: Ha-ha-ha.Ough, I know, but I quit smoking!Good for you!So you look like you're doing really well! I guess you're mugging days are behind you?Ouh…
Boundingbox: none
(08:44-08:47) Phoebe: I can't believe you're still doing this.
(08:44-08:47) Lowell: Ah, I know. But I quit smoking.
(08:48-08:49) Phoebe: Good for you.
(08:50-08:51) Lowell: You look like you're doing well.
(08:51-08:53) Lowell: I guess your mugging days are behind you.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [877, 173, 1556, 1411]
(08:53-08:54) Ross: Oh.
Boundingbox: Ross: [560, 190, 1415, 1449]
(08:54-08:58) Ross: Oh, my God. Phoebe, you used to mug people?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [895, 123, 1517, 1379]
(08:59-09:02) Phoebe: Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up.
Location: Monica and Chandler's Apartment
Boundingbox: Ross: [634, 126, 1544, 1486] Monica: [1155, 412, 1579, 1301] Joey: [108, 119, 342, 779]
Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters
(09:06-09:07) Monica: HeY!
(09:06-09:07) Monica: HeY!
Boundingbox: none
(09:07-09:11) Monica: How'd the audition go?
(09:07-09:11) Joey: They wanna see me again, but, uh...
(09:11-09:14) Joey: boy, Leonard Hayes did not like me.
(09:14-09:18) Monica: What happened?
(09:14-09:18) Joey: Oh, he said I wasn't urgent enough.
Boundingbox: Joey: [652, 132, 1357, 1482]
(09:18-09:23) Joey: Everything I did was horizontal, and I should be more vertical.
(09:24-09:28) Joey: Oh, and he said that I should think less.
(09:24-09:28) Monica: Well, so far so good.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [583, 217, 1349, 1228]
(09:30-09:32) Chandler: Honey, I'm old!
Boundingbox: Joey: [1077, 193, 1441, 1112] Monica: [800, 108, 1217, 1186]
(09:34-09:34) Monica: What's wrong?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [290, 115, 1022, 1350]
(09:34-09:39) Chandler: I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.
Boundingbox: none
(09:40-09:41) Monica: So you're a little older.
Boundingbox: Monica: [793, 243, 1402, 1352] Joey: [1180, 129, 1804, 1363]
(09:41-09:44) Monica: Look at the positive. You have all this life experience.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [346, 177, 848, 1217] Monica: [1086, 202, 1438, 1283]
(09:45-09:50) Chandler: Yes, but I don't think life experience is gonna help me with these.
Boundingbox: Joey: [446, 170, 1076, 1382] Monica: [1344, 277, 1862, 1411]
(09:50-09:56) Joey: Wow! It's like they're on fire!
(09:56-09:58) Chandler: Ooh.What are they?They're these prototype sneakers and come up with ideas on how to sell them which I can't do because no self-respecting adult would ever where these.I give you $ 500 for them!What am I supposed to do with these?Ah, come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time.
Boundingbox: none
(10:01-10:03) Monica: What are they?
(10:01-10:03) Chandler: Prototype sneakers.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [355, 90, 1162, 1331]
(10:04-10:06) Chandler: I need ideas on how to sell them. Which I can't do...
(10:06-10:09) Chandler: because no self-respecting adult would ever wear these.
Boundingbox: Joey: [499, 125, 1553, 1413]
(10:09-10:10) Joey: I'll give you $500 for them.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [724, 220, 1321, 1233]
(10:15-10:18) Chandler: What am I supposed to do?
(10:15-10:18) Monica: Come on, sneakers are easy.
Boundingbox: none
(10:18-10:21) Monica: You wear them all the time.
(10:18-10:21) Chandler: They're not called sneakers anymore.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [202, 112, 932, 1313]
(10:22-10:28) Chandler: They're called "kicks" or "skids." I think I heard somebody say "slorps."
Boundingbox: Chandler: [339, 138, 1075, 1270]
(10:29-10:33) Chandler: They've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around...
(10:33-10:36) Chandler: because apparently walking is too much exercise.
(10:37-10:41) Chandler: "Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!"
Boundingbox: Chandler: [468, 138, 1373, 1369]
(10:43-10:45) Chandler: Would you help me try to sell these?
Boundingbox: Monica: [737, 114, 1493, 1311]
(10:46-10:50) Monica: Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knockers?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [405, 148, 1319, 1257]
(10:51-10:53) Chandler: That's not what they're looking for.
Boundingbox: Joey: [668, 138, 1502, 1322]
(10:53-10:56) Joey: Hey, that would work on me.
(10:56-10:58) Joey: Why do you think I buy Mrs. Butten/vorth's?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [1081, 231, 1322, 801] Ross: [875, 216, 1220, 1034] Susan: [58, 204, 452, 1097] Monica: [2, 377, 254, 943]
(11:07-11:08) Joey: Hey.
(11:07-11:08) Joey: Hey.
(11:08-11:11) Joey: Hey.
Location: Central Perk
Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter
(11:08-11:11) Ross: You'll never guess what just happened.Hey, hey!
Boundingbox: none
(11:11-11:14) Ross: Phoebe and I got mugged!
(11:11-11:14) Monica: Are you okay?
Boundingbox: Ross: [833, 112, 1629, 1384]
(11:14-11:16) Ross: Yeah, because Phoebe knew the mugger.
Boundingbox: Monica: [444, 136, 1309, 1527]
(11:17-11:19) Monica: How do you know a mugger?
Boundingbox: Ross: [751, 29, 1292, 1220] Phoebe: [341, 15, 953, 1187]
(11:19-11:23) Phoebe: I'm sorry, I have friends outside the six of us.
(11:23-11:26) Ross: Know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people.
Boundingbox: Ross: [1235, 245, 1646, 988] Phoebe: [778, 207, 1220, 920] Susan: [927, 87, 1144, 635]
(11:27-11:28) Monica: Seriously?
Boundingbox: none
(11:29-11:32) Phoebe: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know...
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [582, 128, 1383, 1540]
(11:32-11:37) Phoebe: when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff...
Boundingbox: none
(11:38-11:42) Monica: That is awful.
(11:38-11:42) Phoebe: I wasn't rich like you guys, okay?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [227, 21, 864, 1296] Ross: [1081, 108, 1766, 1357]
(11:42-11:45) Phoebe: I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [579, 105, 1276, 1306]
(11:46-11:50) Phoebe: I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Boundingbox: none
(11:50-11:54) Monica: Your mother killed herself.
(11:50-11:54) Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.
Boundingbox: Ross: [391, 74, 1471, 1577]
(11:56-12:01) Ross: It was a good thing Phoebe knew him. I was about to do some serious damage.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [497, 34, 1311, 1454] Ross: [1307, 18, 2087, 1464]
(12:01-12:03) Phoebe: Okay.
Boundingbox: Monica: [465, 100, 1281, 1479]
(12:04-12:07) Monica: This must have brought back some bad memories for you, Ross.
Boundingbox: Ross: [931, 92, 1705, 1507] Phoebe: [219, 175, 961, 1369]
(12:07-12:10) Phoebe: Why?
(12:07-12:10) Monica: Well, Ross was mugged as a kid.
Boundingbox: none
(12:10-12:14) Phoebe: You were?
(12:10-12:14) Ross: Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.
Boundingbox: Ross: [513, 105, 1487, 1417]
(12:14-12:16) Ross: It was outside St. Mark's Comics.
(12:16-12:21) Ross: I was minding my business, seeing what kind of trouble Spider-Man got into.
(12:21-12:23) Ross: Ahem, Wonder Woman. Ahem.Wonderwoman!
Boundingbox: Ross: [496, 114, 1552, 1389]
(12:25-12:27) Ross: Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery...
(12:27-12:30) Ross: to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone...
Boundingbox: Ross: [426, 68, 1530, 1373]
(12:33-12:37) Ross: when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says:
(12:37-12:39) Ross: nan
(12:37-12:39) Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Boundingbox: none
(12:39-12:42) Ross: I know. And the worst part was they took my backpack...
Boundingbox: Ross: [419, 134, 1534, 1412]
(12:42-12:48) Ross: which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book, Science Boy.
Boundingbox: Monica: [480, 85, 1324, 1548]
(12:49-12:52) Monica: Oh, yeah! What was his superpower again?
Boundingbox: Ross: [462, 37, 1604, 1506]
(12:52-12:55) Ross: A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
Boundingbox: Ross: [780, 152, 1508, 1516]
(12:57-12:59) Ross: I better get to class.That's it.
Boundingbox: none
(12:59-13:02) Ross: Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way?
(13:02-13:05) Phoebe: No. Actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane Street.
(13:05-13:07) Phoebe: That's where Stabby Joe works.
Boundingbox: Ross: [1156, 116, 1491, 965] Phoebe: [876, 318, 1432, 1045] Monica: [309, 257, 933, 1357]
Ross leaves Central Perk
(13:12-13:15) Phoebe: Okay, I think we have a problem here.
(13:12-13:15) Monica: What?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [881, 98, 1664, 1421]
(13:15-13:20) Phoebe: Well, um, back in my mugging days, I, um, worked St. Mark's Comics.
(13:20-13:23) Monica: Yeah?
(13:20-13:23) Phoebe: Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice...
(13:25-13:28) Phoebe: and, um, preteen comic-book nerds were my meat.
Boundingbox: Monica: [329, 237, 1065, 1278] Phoebe: [963, 8, 1825, 1514]
(13:30-13:31) Monica: So?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [932, 111, 1671, 1350]
(13:31-13:35) Phoebe: There was one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said:
Boundingbox: Monica: [311, 190, 1054, 1359]
(13:35-13:37) Phoebe and Monica: "Geology rocks!"
Boundingbox: none
(13:40-13:44) Monica: Oh, my God!
(13:40-13:44) Phoebe: I know! I mugged Ross!
Location: Audition room
Boundingbox: Joey: [372, 233, 1232, 1561]
Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey
(13:51-13:53) Receptionist: You're late.
(13:51-13:53) Joey: I know. I'm sorry.
(13:53-13:55) Joey: But can I just run to the bathroom?
Boundingbox: none
(13:55-13:59) Receptionist: No. Leonard doesn't wait.
(13:55-13:59) Joey: But I am bursting with Yoo-hoo!
Boundingbox: Joey: [284, 230, 468, 727]
(14:01-14:03) Lennart: Joey, here we go! Let's go. Very quickly.
Boundingbox: none
(14:03-14:06) Joey: I really need...
(14:03-14:06) Lennart: We must go now, quickly.
(14:06-14:09) Joey: Yeah. Yes, sir. Ahh.
(14:06-14:09) Lennart: Ready?
Boundingbox: Joey: [502, 162, 800, 1054]
(14:10-14:14) Lennart: What the hell are you still doing here?
(14:10-14:14) Joey: I think you know!
Boundingbox: none
(14:15-14:18) Lennart: Oh, you sick bastard!
(14:15-14:18) Joey: I am what you made me! Know what?
Boundingbox: Joey: [359, 200, 1127, 1304]
(14:19-14:21) Lennart: What?
(14:19-14:21) Joey: I could go right now.
Boundingbox: none
(14:24-14:29) Lennart: Then go. Go!
(14:24-14:29) Joey: Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!
(14:32-14:35) Lennart: Cut. That was good!
(14:35-14:39) Lennart: Very good. You did everything I asked.
(14:35-14:39) Joey: I did?
Boundingbox: none
(14:39-14:42) Lennart: Yes. Plus which, you've got this, I don't know, this squirmy quality...
Boundingbox: Joey: [355, 253, 1005, 1310]
(14:43-14:45) Lennart: you bring to the character I couldn't have imagined.
(14:46-14:47) Lennart: Wow, hey, here's what we're gonna do:
(14:47-14:50) Lennart: Come back tomorrow for the final callbacks.
(14:50-14:53) Lennart: Do all of this, what you got going now. But you know what?
(14:53-14:55) Lennart: More. More. Can you do that?
Boundingbox: Joey: [273, 143, 1426, 1523]
(14:55-14:59) Joey: Sure. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go!
(15:01-15:05) Lennart: Look at that! Still in character. I like him.
Boundingbox: Monica: [330, 177, 921, 1248] Rachel: [433, 207, 743, 1164]
(15:05-15:10) Lennart: I plant seeds. I can't explain it. I don't know.
Location: Monica and Chandler's Apartment
Boundingbox: none
Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter
(15:14-15:17) Monica: Hey. What are you doing?Hey!Hey!
(15:14-15:17) Chandler: Hey. Putting on the sneakers...
(15:17-15:20) Chandler: to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything.
(15:20-15:23) Rachel: Oh, anything yet?
(15:20-15:23) Chandler: Yes, how's this?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [540, 77, 1300, 1185]
(15:23-15:28) Chandler: "They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet."
Boundingbox: none
At that moment, Joey opens the door
(15:31-15:33) Joey: Hey.
(15:31-15:33) Monica,Joey,Rachel,Chandler: Hey.
Boundingbox: Joey: [633, 86, 1337, 1363]
Joey heads straight for the fridge, takes all the beverage cans and is about to leave the apartment
(15:41-15:44) Joey: You're probably wondering what I'm doing. Ha, ha.
Boundingbox: Monica: [583, 79, 1480, 1443]
(15:44-15:46) Monica: No, that seems about right.
Boundingbox: Joey: [546, 84, 1327, 1337]
(15:47-15:52) Joey: Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor.
(15:52-15:54) Joey: I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way...
(15:55-15:57) Chandler: Mm-hm.
(15:55-15:57) Joey: that eggnog in our fridge was great!
Boundingbox: none
(15:57-16:02) Rachel: Joey, that was formula.
(15:57-16:02) Joey: We gotta get more of that.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [1112, 242, 1760, 1344] Monica: [643, 189, 869, 776] Rachel: [298, 80, 661, 946]
(16:04-16:08) Chandler: These aren't half bad. You should suggest these to Ralph Lauren.
Boundingbox: Monica: [734, 205, 1447, 1376] Rachel: [206, 147, 1170, 1371]
(16:09-16:14) Rachel: Okay, first of all, that's stupid. Second, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [823, 256, 1198, 953] Rachel: [339, 535, 564, 1086] Monica: [255, 508, 629, 1203] Ross: [1131, 87, 1664, 1128]
(16:14-16:18) Chandler: All right. I feel younger already.
He trips and falls hard on his back
(16:21-16:23) Chandler: Yeah, I think I broke my hip.
Location: Central Perk
Boundingbox: Ross: [1016, 84, 1443, 1259]
Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter
(16:26-16:27) Phoebe: PHOEBE: Hey, you!
(16:26-16:27) Ross: Hey.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [367, 83, 1281, 1476]
(16:27-16:30) Phoebe: Hey. How was class?
Boundingbox: Ross: [602, 133, 1475, 1489]
(16:31-16:33) Ross: No one ever asks me that. What's wrong?
Boundingbox: none
(16:34-16:37) Phoebe: Nothing. I really wanna know.
(16:34-16:37) Ross: Oh, uh.
(16:37-16:42) Ross: Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene...
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [352, 112, 1084, 1478]
(16:42-16:44) Phoebe: All right, nothing is worth this.
(16:46-16:48) Phoebe: Um, I have a confession to make. Um...
(16:49-16:52) Phoebe: Okay, you know that, um, girl that mugged you when you were a kid?
Boundingbox: Ross: [644, 160, 1631, 1508]
(16:52-16:57) Ross: What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [232, 107, 1107, 1484]
(16:58-17:01) Ross: You don't have to lie anymore. I know that it was a 14-year-old girl.
Boundingbox: Ross: [496, 111, 1520, 1454]
(17:01-17:03) Ross: No, it wasn't.You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.
(17:01-17:03) Phoebe: Yes, it was.
Boundingbox: Ross: [541, 139, 1622, 1524]
(17:03-17:07) Ross: No, it wasn't. You don't think I would have defended myself against a 14-year-old...?
Boundingbox: none
(17:07-17:11) Phoebe: "Give me your money, punk!"
(17:07-17:11) Ross: Oh, my God, it was you!
(17:13-17:17) Ross: I can't believe it. You mugged me?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [372, 71, 1309, 1436]
(17:17-17:21) Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry.
(17:21-17:24) Phoebe: But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.
Boundingbox: none
(17:26-17:30) Phoebe: I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [103, 101, 1222, 1326] Gunther: [876, 156, 1366, 1077]
(17:30-17:33) Phoebe: You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back...
(17:34-17:38) Phoebe: and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Boundingbox: Ross: [722, 163, 1690, 1523]
(17:39-17:41) Ross: It's not the best!
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [352, 198, 1064, 1305] Gunther: [797, 92, 1073, 845] Ross: [952, 150, 1350, 1190]
(17:42-17:45) Phoebe: I know. Please forgive me. I don't know what to say.
Boundingbox: none
(17:46-17:49) Ross: There's nothing you can say! That was the most humiliating thing ever.
(17:50-17:53) Phoebe: Really? Even more humiliating than...
(17:50-17:53) Ross: Let's not do this!
Location: Chandler's new workplace
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [476, 8, 1416, 1425] Gunther: [1054, 62, 1533, 1193]
He picks up his briefcase and walks out of the door, leaving Phoebe behind
Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern
(17:56-18:00) Intern: And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub...
(18:00-18:02) Intern: and start making out with each other. Huh? Huh? Huh?
(18:04-18:07) Boss: That's interesting.
(18:07-18:11) Boss: Just one thought: You didn't mention the shoes.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [761, 172, 942, 599]
(18:13-18:16) Boss: Who's next? Chandler.
(18:13-18:16) Chandler: Okay.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [559, 184, 1204, 1365]
(18:16-18:19) Chandler: You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes.
(18:19-18:21) Chandler: He's about my age.
(18:19-18:21) Intern: Pfft! Your age?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [553, 92, 973, 1251]
(18:21-18:23) Chandler: Uh-huh.
Boundingbox: none
(18:24-18:27) Chandler: So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [587, 121, 1467, 1454]
(18:27-18:29) Chandler: Maybe he falls. Maybe he hurts himself.
(18:30-18:33) Chandler: Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes.
(18:34-18:37) Chandler: He jumps over the old guy and laughs. And the line reads:
(18:37-18:40) Chandler: "Not suitable for adults."
Boundingbox: none
(18:41-18:45) Boss: Well, Chandler, that's great.
(18:41-18:45) Chandler: Oh, thank you, sir.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [858, 119, 1579, 1413]
(18:45-18:48) Chandler: Or, man who's two years younger than me.
(18:49-18:54) Boss: You see, that has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key demographic.
Boundingbox: none
(18:54-18:57) Boss: How did you come up with that?
(18:54-18:57) Chandler: I don't know! I don't know!
Boundingbox: Chandler: [678, 201, 1218, 1047]
(18:57-19:03) Chandler: I was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow.
(19:05-19:08) Boss: That is great. Good work.
(19:05-19:08) Chandler: Thank you.
(19:08-19:10) Boss: We'll see all of you tomorrow.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [626, 261, 1145, 1271] Phoebe: [669, 214, 952, 889] Ross: [1538, 553, 1954, 1360]
Chandler stands up and walks out the room with a cane
(19:20-19:23) Chandler: The cold weather hurts my hip.
Location: Central Perk
Boundingbox: none
Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters
(19:28-19:34) Phoebe: Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a sec?
Boundingbox: Ross: [558, 101, 1693, 1504]
(19:34-19:38) Ross: Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry. Sure, go ahead.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [311, 113, 1116, 1415] Ross: [1318, 34, 2194, 1586]
(19:39-19:42) Phoebe: I just really wanted to apologize again.
(19:43-19:47) Phoebe: And also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.
Boundingbox: Ross: [666, 123, 1510, 1552]
She puts a box on her lap, labelled "crap from the street"
(19:49-19:52) Ross: Oh, my God! "Crap from the street!"
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [289, 107, 1036, 1328]
(19:57-20:00) Phoebe: Look, Ross. In this box...
(20:00-20:05) Phoebe: are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell...
(20:05-20:06) Phoebe: or smoke.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [5, 16, 1243, 1402]
(20:08-20:11) Phoebe: Anyway, I was looking through it, and I found...
(20:12-20:14) Phoebe: Science Boy.
Boundingbox: Ross: [683, 135, 1447, 1442]
(20:15-20:18) Ross: Qh, my God!
(20:20-20:23) Ross: I never thought I'd see this again.
(20:20-20:23) Phoebe: Yeah.I can't say, I just thought it was really good… and… maybe would be worth something some day.You really thought "Science Boy" was worth saving!
(20:23-20:24) Ross: What...?
(20:25-20:27) Ross: It's all here!
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [333, 111, 1054, 1247]
(20:27-20:28) Phoebe: Yeah.
(20:27-20:28) Ross: Ha, ha.
Boundingbox: none
(20:28-20:31) Ross: What made you save it all these years?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [372, 82, 1321, 1603]
(20:31-20:34) Phoebe: I guess I just thought it was really good.
(20:34-20:36) Phoebe: And maybe it would be worth something one day.
Boundingbox: Ross: [674, 159, 1529, 1506]
(20:37-20:41) Ross: You really thought Science Boy was worth saving?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [327, 72, 1169, 1353]
(20:41-20:46) Phoebe: Yeah. But you should know I also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here.
Boundingbox: Ross: [547, 129, 1596, 1431]
(20:49-20:52) Ross: Still, this is amazing!
(20:52-20:54) Ross: Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe.
(20:54-20:59) Phoebe: You're welcome. And thank you for Science Boy. I learned a lot from him.
Boundingbox: Ross: [431, 141, 1600, 1538]
(20:59-21:01) Phoebe: You're welcome.
Location: Audition room
Boundingbox: Joey: [477, 167, 821, 1097]
Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing
(21:04-21:07) Joey: I need an answer!You're welcome.
(21:04-21:07) Lennart: I can't tell you something I don't know.
(21:07-21:09) Joey: You know!
(21:07-21:09) Lennart: I don't know!
Boundingbox: none
(21:09-21:15) Joey: I need an answer now!
(21:09-21:15) Lennart: You want an answer? The answer is...
Boundingbox: Joey: [388, 197, 1046, 1371]
He pauses while Joey struggles to avoid wetting his pants
(21:20-21:22) Joey: Aw...Oh!"She never loved me, she only loved you."
(21:23-21:26) Lennart: She never loved me. She only loved you.
Boundingbox: Joey: [345, 144, 1402, 1591]
(21:26-21:28) Joey: You knew this all along and you never told me?
(21:29-21:34) Joey: I can never forgive you, or myself. I have nothing to live for. Bang! And scene!
Boundingbox: Joey: [491, 185, 851, 1108]
(21:36-21:38) Lennart: Absolutely amazing.
(21:40-21:44) Lennart: The part is yours.
(21:40-21:44) Joey: Thanks! Now I really got to get going.
Boundingbox: Joey: [522, 131, 1260, 1406]
(21:45-21:48) Lennart: Wait, wait, wait! Congratulations. You did it.
(21:49-21:52) Lennart: You did it. You can relax now. Yeah.
Location: Monica and Chandler's Apartment
Boundingbox: Monica: [1093, 292, 1374, 948]
Joey relaxes and wets his pants while hugging Lennart
Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail
(22:05-22:07) Monica: Wow! That's a big cable bill.
Boundingbox: Monica: [800, 112, 1398, 1269]
(22:09-22:13) Monica: Ha. You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn.
(22:14-22:17) Monica: On a Saturday afternoon?
(22:17-22:19) Monica: I was in the house!
Boundingbox: Ross: [380, 87, 915, 1458]
(22:22-22:25) Ross: Hey, uh, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that...
Boundingbox: Monica: [787, 109, 1500, 1200]
(22:25-22:27) Monica: She was the huge guy that mugged you? Yeah.
Boundingbox: Ross: [438, 185, 1053, 1301]
(22:29-22:31) Ross: I see. You didn't happen to tell...
Boundingbox: none
(22:31-22:35) Monica: Everybody we know? Yeah.
(22:31-22:35) Ross: Great. Thanks.
One episode end, followed by next episode.
Location: Chandler and Monica's apartment
Boundingbox: Chandler: [1009, 121, 1459, 1055] Monica: [363, 150, 898, 1113]
Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.
(22:39-22:41) Chandler: Have you seen our bank statement? Can this be right?
Boundingbox: none
(22:41-22:45) Monica: I know. God, I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this...
Boundingbox: Monica: [307, 134, 1045, 1181]
(22:45-22:49) Monica: since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf Oreos.
Boundingbox: none
(22:50-22:54) Monica: What happened to all of our money?
(22:50-22:54) Chandler: Well, I'm not sure exactly what they did...
Boundingbox: Chandler: [693, 135, 1559, 1325]
(22:54-22:57) Chandler: but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
Boundingbox: Monica: [538, 56, 1302, 1445]
(22:58-23:00) Monica: Well, I guess with you doing the internship...
(23:00-23:03) Monica: we're just spending more than we're bringing in.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [520, 85, 1425, 1367]
(23:03-23:07) Chandler: Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
Boundingbox: Monica: [347, 66, 1426, 1501]
(23:07-23:10) Monica: But you're finally doing something that you love.
(23:10-23:12) Monica: I mean, I can't ask you to give that up.
(23:12-23:16) Monica: Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was, you know, finding gold.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [742, 117, 1540, 1252] Monica: [5, 122, 687, 1297]
(23:18-23:20) Chandler: You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this.
(23:21-23:22) Chandler: Okay? So we pay our bills late this month.
(23:23-23:25) Chandler: Maybe next month, we cut back on a few things.
(23:25-23:29) Chandler: And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change.
(23:29-23:33) Chandler: You're a chef. What can you make out of baking soda and beer?
Boundingbox: Monica: [337, 104, 1430, 1440]
(23:34-23:37) Monica: All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
Boundingbox: none
(23:37-23:38) Chandler: No, we're not borrowing money.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [648, 105, 1510, 1384]
(23:39-23:42) Monica: Why not?
(23:39-23:42) Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [515, 106, 1586, 1409]
(23:44-23:46) Chandler: If there's one thing my father taught me, it was...
(23:46-23:50) Chandler: well, to always knock before going into the pool house.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [671, 93, 1541, 1212] Monica: [70, 139, 849, 1336]
(23:51-23:53) Chandler: But the other thing was, never borrow money.
Boundingbox: Monica: [332, 166, 1070, 1167]
(23:54-23:56) Monica: Wow, I had no idea you had this much pride.
Boundingbox: none
(23:56-23:58) Chandler: That's right, I do. I am your man.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [873, 200, 1548, 1234]
(23:59-24:00) Chandler: And I'm gonna get us through this situation...
(24:01-24:03) Chandler: even if it means you working twice as hard.
Location: Phoebe's apartment
Boundingbox: Mike: [722, 279, 1166, 1220] Phoebe: [515, 278, 780, 938]
Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.
(24:44-24:46) Mike: I'm gonna go.
(24:44-24:46) Phoebe: Why?
Boundingbox: none
(24:47-24:49) Mike: I haven't been home in a couple days and I need to get more clothes.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [555, 38, 1329, 1598]
(24:50-24:52) Phoebe: You don't have to go. I have something that'll fit you.
Boundingbox: Mike: [659, 162, 1487, 1536]
(24:54-24:57) Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [601, 150, 1176, 1381]
(24:58-25:01) Phoebe: I want you to stay.
(24:58-25:01) Mike: I want to stay too.
Boundingbox: Mike: [1248, 136, 1529, 944] Phoebe: [406, 480, 715, 1090]
(25:01-25:03) Mike: But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [622, 64, 1203, 1375]
(25:04-25:06) Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside...
(25:04-25:06) Mike: Done it.
Boundingbox: Mike: [583, 152, 1312, 1742]
(25:07-25:11) Mike: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
(25:07-25:11) Phoebe: All right. I'll miss you.
Boundingbox: Mike: [786, 133, 1454, 1470]
(25:11-25:13) Mike: Me too.
Boundingbox: Mike: [725, 150, 1550, 1535]
(25:17-25:21) Mike: You know what? I just realized something. I don't want to go home.
Boundingbox: none
(25:21-25:25) Phoebe: Great! Okay, I'll go get the tube top.
(25:21-25:25) Mike: No, no, what I mean is...
Boundingbox: Mike: [1095, 162, 1460, 1071]
(25:27-25:28) Mike: I hate going back to my apartment now.
(25:27-25:28) Phoebe: Mm-hm.
Boundingbox: Mike: [749, 119, 1454, 1472]
(25:30-25:32) Mike: Partly because I live above a known crack den...
Boundingbox: Mike: [790, 133, 1481, 1504]
(25:34-25:36) Mike: but, you know, mostly because when I'm there, I really miss you.
Boundingbox: Mike: [748, 113, 1534, 1444]
(25:38-25:39) Mike: So...
(25:40-25:42) Mike: do you want to move in together?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [217, 113, 1098, 1497]
(25:44-25:46) Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...
(25:47-25:50) Phoebe: you sure know how to make a girl say "Hell, yeah."
Boundingbox: none
(25:50-25:54) Mike: So we're doing it?
(25:50-25:54) Phoebe: Yeah, let's do it. Let's live together.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [368, 123, 811, 1196] Mike: [722, 96, 1226, 1320]
(25:56-25:58) Phoebe: Wow. We're really gonna move in together?
Boundingbox: none
(25:58-25:59) Mike: Yeah.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [205, 124, 988, 1280]
(26:00-26:02) Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy.
(26:03-26:06) Phoebe: Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.
(26:06-26:08) Phoebe: No, we are not having sex anymore.
(26:10-26:12) Phoebe: It's gonna be fun.
Location: Joey's apartment
Boundingbox: none
Joey's apartment. Monica enters.
(26:14-26:17) Monica: Hey, JOEY
(26:14-26:17) Joey: Hey.
(26:17-26:21) Monica: Listen, I need to know that what I'm about to ask you...
Boundingbox: Monica: [809, 12, 1480, 1351]
(26:22-26:24) Monica: will never get back to Chandler.
Boundingbox: Joey: [96, 123, 1134, 1367]
Joey frowns...then looks as if he understands
(26:28-26:31) Joey: I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself.
Boundingbox: Joey: [59, 131, 1123, 1423]
(26:34-26:37) Joey: But Chandler is my best friend. It would be wrong.
(26:38-26:41) Joey: Good, but wrong.
Boundingbox: Monica: [902, 161, 1595, 1389]
(26:42-26:46) Monica: Okay, first of all, it would be great.
(26:46-26:49) Monica: But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow money.
Boundingbox: Joey: [309, 90, 1138, 1393] Monica: [1138, 65, 1707, 1226]
(26:49-26:53) Joey: Oh, I don't know, Monica. You know...
Boundingbox: Monica: [168, 437, 619, 1294] Joey: [1225, 84, 1614, 1154]
(26:53-26:55) Joey: lending friends money is always a mistake.
Boundingbox: none
(26:55-26:59) Monica: But Chandler lent you money.
(26:55-26:59) Joey: And he would tell you it was a mistake.
Boundingbox: Monica: [415, 119, 1145, 1477]
(26:59-27:03) Monica: Come on, I just... I need it for some rent and some other bills.
Boundingbox: Joey: [753, 137, 1488, 1467]
(27:05-27:06) Joey: Oh, well... Well, how much?
Boundingbox: none
(27:07-27:10) Monica: Two thousand dollars?
(27:07-27:10) Joey: Two thousand dollars?
Boundingbox: Joey: [734, 99, 1505, 1443]
(27:10-27:12) Joey: What do you think I am, a soap-opera star?
Boundingbox: none
(27:13-27:16) Monica: Yeah.
(27:13-27:16) Joey: That's right, I am.
Boundingbox: Rachel: [898, 141, 1360, 964] Joey: [470, 77, 1235, 1406] Monica: [209, 81, 722, 1262]
(27:19-27:21) Rachel: Hi, you guys.
(27:19-27:21) Joey & Monica: Hey.
(27:21-27:25) Joey: What's in the bag?
(27:21-27:25) Rachel: You know how Emma started crawling?
Boundingbox: Rachel: [421, 50, 1234, 1802]
(27:25-27:29) Rachel: I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby...
(27:29-27:33) Rachel: so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
Boundingbox: Joey: [1152, 65, 1659, 1334] Monica: [574, 310, 888, 920] Rachel: [260, 178, 685, 1287]
(27:33-27:35) Joey: Oh, God, baby-proofing.
Boundingbox: Joey: [747, 137, 1630, 1431]
(27:35-27:39) Joey: Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was like:
(27:39-27:41) Joey: "Whoops, Joey fell down the stairs."
(27:42-27:46) Joey: Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again."
Boundingbox: Rachel: [282, 124, 883, 1285] Monica: [1198, 320, 1687, 1384]
(27:47-27:51) Monica: Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
(27:51-27:55) Rachel: No, I was just gonna do it myself.
(27:51-27:55) Rachel: Ha, ha.You're gonna do it?
Boundingbox: none
(27:57-28:00) Joey: You're gonna do it'?
(27:57-28:00) Rachel: Yeah. Why?
(28:00-28:05) Rachel: You don't think a woman can do this?
(28:00-28:05) Joey: Women can. You can't.
Boundingbox: Rachel: [330, 146, 1036, 1420] Monica: [1071, 318, 1728, 1284]
(28:06-28:10) Rachel: Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig.
(28:11-28:14) Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
(28:11-28:14) Rachel: What?
Boundingbox: Rachel: [315, 59, 1065, 1449]
(28:14-28:18) Rachel: What? Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself.
Boundingbox: Joey: [795, 115, 1601, 1353]
(28:18-28:20) Rachel: The hardware store's right down the street.The hardware store is right down the street.
Boundingbox: Rachel: [323, 84, 1181, 1631]
(28:20-28:23) Rachel: There is a hardware store right down the street?
Location: Central Perk
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [1241, 182, 1628, 1288] Mike: [726, 247, 1273, 1336] Monica: [1162, 521, 1367, 1060] Ross: [105, 565, 581, 1434] Chandler: [359, 531, 800, 1402]
Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.
(28:26-28:30) Phoebe: Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news.
Boundingbox: none
(28:30-28:33) Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
(28:30-28:33) Monica, Chandler, Ross: Congratulations.
(28:33-28:37) Phoebe: I know, it's so exciting. You know, I've never lived with a guy before.
(28:37-28:41) Monica: Well, it's just like living with a girl, only they don't steal your makeup.
Boundingbox: Monica: [978, 250, 1619, 1319] Chandler: [220, 63, 984, 1415]
(28:41-28:44) Monica: Unless they're playing "This ls What My Sister Would Look Like."
Boundingbox: Chandler: [170, 127, 893, 1327]
(28:45-28:48) Chandler: Yeah, she's not so cute.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [1083, 134, 1648, 1286] Mike: [493, 130, 1106, 1455]
(28:49-28:52) Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
(28:49-28:52) Phoebe: Well, you put down the toilet seat.
Boundingbox: Mike: [403, 149, 1238, 1485]
(28:52-28:54) Mike: Yes, dear.
Boundingbox: none
(28:55-28:58) Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
(28:55-28:58) Phoebe: Uh-huh. We're playing you two.
(29:01-29:04) Monica: We don't do that. Tell her we don't do that.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [192, 83, 906, 1366]
(29:04-29:06) Chandler: Yes, dear.
Boundingbox: Ross: [430, 106, 1353, 1714]
(29:08-29:11) Ross: I can't believe you're moving in together. That's gre... I'm happy for you guys.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [139, 104, 873, 1281] Monica: [974, 274, 1707, 1454]
(29:11-29:14) Monica: I hear wedding bells.
(29:11-29:14) Phoebe: Monica, slow down, okay?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [844, 115, 1451, 1341]
(29:14-29:17) Phoebe: I'm just excited to be living with him.
(29:17-29:19) Phoebe: You know, I mean, I don't know...
(29:19-29:23) Phoebe: can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
(29:23-29:25) Phoebe: You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle...
(29:26-29:30) Phoebe: in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [839, 121, 1485, 1399]
(29:32-29:35) Phoebe: But do I want that house in Connecticut, you know, near the good schools...
(29:35-29:39) Phoebe: where Mike and I could send little Sophie and Mike Jr.?
(29:40-29:42) Phoebe: Oh, my God, I do.
Boundingbox: Ross: [246, 176, 953, 1279] Chandler: [917, 185, 1626, 1286]
(29:42-29:45) Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [827, 131, 1446, 1353]
(29:45-29:47) Phoebe: I know. I guess I am.
(29:47-29:51) Phoebe: Oh, my God, load up the Volvo, I want to be a soccer mom.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [221, 440, 620, 1206] Phoebe: [1291, 213, 1664, 1045] Mike: [944, 113, 1243, 917]
(29:53-29:55) Mike: You ready to go?
(29:53-29:55) Phoebe: Yeah, you bet, roomie.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [219, 60, 981, 1357] Monica: [932, 292, 1560, 1385]
(29:56-29:58) Monica: Don't you mean "groomie"?
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [1106, 109, 1612, 1285] Mike: [246, 191, 946, 1348]
(30:01-30:02) Mike: What are you talking about?
(30:01-30:02) Phoebe: Please.
(30:03-30:04) Phoebe: These guys. We haven't even moved in yet...
(30:04-30:07) Phoebe: and they have us picking out china patterns.
Boundingbox: Monica: [835, 696, 1260, 1481] Phoebe: [839, 65, 1324, 1204]
(30:15-30:17) Phoebe: China patterns!
Location: Joey's apartment
Boundingbox: Rachel: [974, 54, 1605, 1267]
Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.
(30:20-30:24) Rachel: This is easy. "Can't do this..."China patterns!!!!!
Boundingbox: Rachel: [712, 67, 1358, 1338]
(30:28-30:31) Rachel: Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
Location: Central Perk
Boundingbox: Rachel: [892, 280, 1369, 1200]
Central Perk. Chandler sits on the couch. Joey sits at the round table
(30:37-30:38) Chandler: Hey, Joe.
(30:37-30:38) Joey: Hey.
Boundingbox: none
(30:38-30:40) Chandler: Listen, um, I need to ask you a favor,and we can't tell Monica anything about it.
Boundingbox: Joey: [495, 86, 1403, 1429] Chandler: [1353, 162, 2072, 1444]
(30:43-30:45) Joey: I thought you guys didn't have secrets.
(30:43-30:45) Chandler: That will remain the official party line.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [931, 162, 1595, 1205]
(30:50-30:53) Chandler: Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Boundingbox: none
(30:54-30:56) Joey: Yeah, I know.
(30:54-30:56) Chandler: What? What do you mean, you "know"?
Boundingbox: Joey: [401, 82, 1339, 1454]
(30:57-30:59) Joey: Uh...
(30:59-31:01) Joey: I just figured it out, you know?
(31:01-31:05) Joey: I mean, you're not working and, uh, the economy is bad.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [714, 159, 1466, 1197]
(31:06-31:07) Chandler: Oh, right.
Boundingbox: Joey: [366, 134, 1337, 1594]
(31:07-31:11) Joey: That is the fastest I have ever thought.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [720, 137, 1585, 1291]
(31:12-31:14) Chandler: Anyway, uh...
(31:16-31:18) Chandler: I need to borrow some money.
Boundingbox: Joey: [406, 153, 1245, 1383]
(31:18-31:21) Joey: Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?
Boundingbox: Chandler: [755, 171, 1508, 1202]
(31:23-31:26) Chandler: Yes, $2000 exactly. How did you know that?
Boundingbox: Joey: [405, 125, 1278, 1385]
(31:29-31:34) Joey: Uh, well, I know how much you used to make...and I know how much your rent is.
Boundingbox: none
(31:35-31:37) Chandler: Oh, okay.
(31:37-31:39) Joey: I am on fire.
(31:40-31:43) Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Listen, this is really nice.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [862, 173, 1572, 1408] Joey: [182, 338, 893, 1698]
(31:45-31:48) Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Did you write a check to Monica for $2000?
(31:48-31:50) Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Did Monica borrow money from you?
Boundingbox: none
(31:52-31:54) Joey: Uh, kind of.
(31:52-31:54) Chandler: I can't believe her.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [806, 146, 1626, 1445] Joey: [127, 291, 808, 1605]
(31:55-31:57) Chandler: Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Boundingbox: Joey: [359, 68, 1176, 1474]
(31:57-32:00) Joey: No, no, no. It wasn't because of your money problems.
(32:00-32:03) Joey: It was for something for her.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [789, 108, 1560, 1337] Joey: [562, 32, 854, 1048]
(32:03-32:05) Chandler: What?
Boundingbox: Joey: [310, 139, 1165, 1609]
(32:05-32:06) Joey: Something personal.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [802, 101, 1573, 1347] Joey: [59, 101, 873, 1608]
(32:06-32:09) Chandler: What would she get for $2000 that she wouldn't tell me about?
Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee
(32:09-32:11) Woman: Excuse me.
Boundingbox: Joey: [360, 136, 1162, 1535]
(32:14-32:16) Joey: Boob job.
Boundingbox: Chandler: [776, 126, 1496, 1474]
(32:16-32:19) Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job. That's crazy.
Boundingbox: none
(32:19-32:22) Joey: Well, it's not that crazy, okay?
Boundingbox: Joey: [260, 163, 1122, 1516]
(32:22-32:25) Joey: Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
Location: Phoebe's apartment
Boundingbox: Chandler: [842, 121, 1527, 1468] Phoebe: [396, 280, 841, 1031] Mike: [1202, 225, 1577, 1011]
Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.
(32:27-32:32) Mike: Oh, hey, I wanted to ask you about Monica's little "groomie" joke.
Boundingbox: Phoebe: [526, 115, 1283, 1364]
(32:32-32:34) Phoebe: Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
Boundingbox: Mike: [562, 170, 1432, 1418]
(32:36-32:38) Phoebe: No...I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
(32:39-32:43) Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was.
(32:43-32:47) Mike: No, the thing I want to say is...
(32:47-32:50) Mike: Maybe we should've talked about this before.
(32:50-32:54) Mike: Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Boundingbox: Mike: [1189, 202, 1582, 1028] Phoebe: [364, 233, 681, 1011]
(32:55-32:57) Phoebe: Oh, no, no. Not at all.