messages.txt

"Tom-ay-to, tom-aaaah-to."                      == "Whatever."
"Ending with ? means a question."               == "Whatever."

"WATCH OUT!"                                    == "Whoa, chill out!"
"This Isn't Shouting!"                          == "Whatever."
"Let's go make out behind the gym!"             == "Whatever."
"1, 2, 3 GO!"                                   == "Whoa, chill out!"
"ZOMG THE %^*@#$(*^ ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!11!!1!" == "Whoa, chill out!"
"I HATE YOU"                                    == "Whoa, chill out!"

"Does this cryogenic chamber make me look fat?" == "Sure."
"THIS ISN'T SHOUTING?"                          == "Calm down, I know what I'm doing!"
"4?"                                            == "Sure."


"УХОДИ"                                         == "Whoa, chill out!"
"1, 2, 3"                                       == "Whatever."
""                                              == "Fine. Be that way!"
"  "                                            == "Fine. Be that way!"