7xx-errors.json

[
    [
        "701",
        "Meh"
    ],
    [
        "702",
        "Emacs"
    ],
    [
        "703",
        "Explosion"
    ],
    [
        "704",
        "Goto Fail"
    ],
    [
        "705",
        "I wrote the code and missed the necessary validation by an oversight (see 795)"
    ],
    [
        "706",
        "Delete Your Account"
    ],
    [
        "707",
        "Can't quit vi"
    ],
    [
        "710",
        "PHP"
    ],
    [
        "711",
        "Convenience Store"
    ],
    [
        "712",
        "NoSQL"
    ],
    [
        "718",
        "I am not a teapot"
    ],
    [
        "719",
        "Haskell"
    ],
    [
        "720",
        "Unpossible"
    ],
    [
        "721",
        "Known Unknowns"
    ],
    [
        "722",
        "Unknown Unknowns"
    ],
    [
        "723",
        "Tricky"
    ],
    [
        "724",
        "This line should be unreachable"
    ],
    [
        "725",
        "It works on my machine"
    ],
    [
        "726",
        "It's a feature, not a bug"
    ],
    [
        "727",
        "32 bits is plenty"
    ],
    [
        "728",
        "It works in my timezone"
    ],
    [
        "730",
        "Fucking npm"
    ],
    [
        "731",
        "Fucking Rubygems"
    ],
    [
        "732",
        "Fucking Unic\ud83d\udca9de"
    ],
    [
        "733",
        "Fucking Deadlocks"
    ],
    [
        "734",
        "Fucking Deferreds"
    ],
    [
        "736",
        "Fucking Race Conditions"
    ],
    [
        "735",
        "Fucking IE"
    ],
    [
        "737",
        "FuckThreadsing"
    ],
    [
        "738",
        "Fucking Exactly-once Delivery"
    ],
    [
        "739",
        "Fucking Windows"
    ],
    [
        "738",
        "Fucking Exactly-once Delivery"
    ],
    [
        "739",
        "Fucking McAfee"
    ],
    [
        "750",
        "Didn't bother to compile it"
    ],
    [
        "753",
        "Syntax Error"
    ],
    [
        "754",
        "Too many semi-colons"
    ],
    [
        "755",
        "Not enough semi-colons"
    ],
    [
        "756",
        "Insufficiently polite"
    ],
    [
        "757",
        "Excessively polite"
    ],
    [
        "759",
        "Unexpected `T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM`"
    ],
    [
        "761",
        "Hungover"
    ],
    [
        "762",
        "Stoned"
    ],
    [
        "763",
        "Under-Caffeinated"
    ],
    [
        "764",
        "Over-Caffeinated"
    ],
    [
        "765",
        "Railscamp"
    ],
    [
        "766",
        "Sober"
    ],
    [
        "767",
        "Drunk"
    ],
    [
        "768",
        "Accidentally Took Sleeping Pills Instead Of Migraine Pills During Crunch Week"
    ],
    [
        "771",
        "Cached for too long"
    ],
    [
        "772",
        "Not cached long enough"
    ],
    [
        "773",
        "Not cached at all"
    ],
    [
        "774",
        "Why was this cached?"
    ],
    [
        "775",
        "Out of cash"
    ],
    [
        "776",
        "Error on the Exception"
    ],
    [
        "777",
        "Coincidence"
    ],
    [
        "778",
        "Off By One Error"
    ],
    [
        "779",
        "Off By Too Many To Count Error"
    ],
    [
        "780",
        "Project owner not responding"
    ],
    [
        "781",
        "Operations"
    ],
    [
        "782",
        "QA"
    ],
    [
        "783",
        "It was a customer request, honestly"
    ],
    [
        "784",
        "Management, obviously"
    ],
    [
        "785",
        "TPS Cover Sheet not attached"
    ],
    [
        "786",
        "Try it now"
    ],
    [
        "787",
        "Further Funding Required"
    ],
    [
        "788",
        "Designer's final designs weren't"
    ],
    [
        "789",
        "Not my department"
    ],
    [
        "791",
        "The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions"
    ],
    [
        "792",
        "Climate change driven catastrophic weather event"
    ],
    [
        "793",
        "Zombie Apocalypse"
    ],
    [
        "794",
        "Someone let PG near a REPL"
    ],
    [
        "795",
        "#heartbleed (see 705)"
    ],
    [
        "796",
        "Some DNS fuckery idno"
    ],
    [
        "797",
        "This is the last page of the Internet. Go back"
    ],
    [
        "798",
        "I checked the db backups cupboard and the cupboard was bare"
    ],
    [
        "799",
        "End of the world"
    ]
]