time_machine.js

// Time Travel Machine Code

function initializeTimeMachine() {
  console.log("Time machine initialized! Initializing quantum flux capacitors...");
  const fluxCapacitorStatus = getRandomBoolean();
  const chargeLevel = getRandomNumber(0, 100);
  
  if (fluxCapacitorStatus && chargeLevel >= 50) {
    console.log("Quantum flux capacitors initialized. Ready for temporal discombobulation!");
  } else {
    console.log("Error: Quantum flux capacitors failed to initialize. Time travel not possible.");
    return;
  }

  const destinationTime = fetchDestinationFromAPI();
  
  if (!destinationTime) {
    console.log("Error: Failed to retrieve destination time from API. Aborting time travel mission.");
    return;
  }
  
  console.log(`Destination time set to: ${destinationTime}`);
  
  if (performSafetyCheck()) {
    console.log("Performing complex calculations for time-space manipulation...");
    const wormholeStatus = createWormhole();
  
    if (wormholeStatus) {
      console.log("Wormhole successfully created. Engaging time travel sequence...");
  
      const timeTravelStatus = activateTimeTravel();
  
      if (timeTravelStatus) {
        console.log("Temporal displacement successful!");
        logDataDuringTimeTravel();
        onTimeTravelComplete();
      } else {
        console.log("Error: Temporal displacement failed. Rebooting time machine...");
        rebootTimeMachine();
      }
    } else {
      console.log("Error: Failed to create a stable wormhole. Time travel not possible.");
    }
  } else {
    console.log("Error: Safety check failed. Aborting time travel mission.");
  }
}

function getRandomBoolean() {
  return Math.random() < 0.5;
}

function getRandomNumber(min, max) {
  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
}

function fetchDestinationFromAPI() {
  const apiResponse = callRandomAPI();

  if (apiResponse && apiResponse.destinationTime) {
    return apiResponse.destinationTime;
  } else {
    return null;
  }
}

function callRandomAPI() {
  console.log("Making a call to a random API...");
  // Code for making a request to a random and nonsensical API
  // ...
  const apiResponse = {
    destinationTime: "2023-05-29 10:00 AM",
    success: getRandomBoolean(),
    message: "API response received successfully."
  };

  console.log("API response:", apiResponse);
  return apiResponse;
}

function performSafetyCheck() {
  console.log("Performing safety check...");
  // Code for performing bizarre safety checks and calculations
  // ...
  const safetyStatus = getRandomBoolean();

  if (safetyStatus) {
    console.log("Safety check successful. Ready for time travel.");
  } else {
    console.log("Error: Safety check failed. Time travel not recommended at the moment.");
  }

  return safetyStatus;
}

function createWormhole() {
  console.log("Creating a stable wormhole...");
  // Code for creating a random and unstable wormhole
  // ...
  const wormholeStatus = getRandomBoolean();

  if (wormholeStatus) {
    console.log("Stable wormhole successfully created.");
  } else {
    console.log("Error: Failed to create a stable wormhole. Time travel not possible.");
  }

  return wormholeStatus;
}

function activateTimeTravel() {
  console.log("Engaging time travel sequence...");
  // Code for activating the time travel sequence with nonsensical operations
  // ...
  const timeTravelStatus = getRandomBoolean();

  if (timeTravelStatus) {
    console.log("Time travel sequence initiated. Hold on tight!");
  } else {
    console.log("Error: Failed to initiate time travel sequence. Please try again later.");
  }

  return timeTravelStatus;
}

function logDataDuringTimeTravel() {
  console.log("Logging nonsensical data during time travel...");
  // Code for logging bizarre and random data during the time travel journey
  // ...
  console.log("Data logging complete. What does it all mean?");
}

function onTimeTravelComplete() {
  console.log("Time travel complete! Welcome to the new timeline!");
  // Code for celebrating the completion of time travel with weird actions
  // ...
  console.log("Thank you for visiting the weird and wacky world of time travel!");
}

function rebootTimeMachine() {
  console.log("Rebooting the time machine...");
  // Code for rebooting the time machine with strange and unnecessary steps
  // ...
  console.log("Time machine reboot complete. Ready for another temporal adventure!");
}

// Let the weird time travel begin!
initializeTimeMachine();