txnor.nginx

proxy_cache_path  /data/nginx/cache  levels=1:2    keys_zone=STATIC:16m    inactive=24h  max_size=8g;

server {
    server_name txnor.com c.txnor.com;

    charset UTF-8;
    root /var/www/txnor.com;

    location @fallback {
        if ($http_user_agent ~* "(Intel Mac OS X 11.6; rv:92.0|Discord)") {
            rewrite ^ /discord_sex.png break;
        }
    }

    location / {
        # Cache
        proxy_buffering        on;
        proxy_cache            STATIC;
        proxy_cache_valid      200  1d;
        proxy_cache_use_stale  error timeout invalid_header updating
                               http_500 http_502 http_503 http_504;

        # Request from Discord
        if ($http_user_agent ~* "(Intel Mac OS X 11.6; rv:92.0|Discord)") {
            error_page 502 = @fallback;
            proxy_pass http://127.0.0.1:8000;
        }

        # Request from anyone else
        if ($http_user_agent !~* "(Intel Mac OS X 11.6; rv:92.0|Discord)") {
            return 301 https://twitter.com/rebane2001/status/1521538992524644352;
        }
    }
    listen 443 ssl;

    # Certificate stuff here
}

server {
    if ($host = txnor.com) {
        return 301 https://$host$request_uri;
    }

    listen 80 ;
    server_name txnor.com;
}